hey nath, hows u? have u spoken to uni yet? i go bak into placement at the end of the month woop woop. x

hey hun, hows u? long time no speak wot u been up to? still scivin from uni?lol. xxxx

i DONT choose to eat the damn stuff, u give me NO choice!!!! its just smacked into my face, kinda like elm in2 mapEL!!!! MUPPET!!!

talc, clinifoam, shaving foam, diprobase (sorry forgot ur allergy ) aftershave stuff, girly bodyspray, perfume, pears, BUTTERSCOTCH DOWN BACK OF T' TUNICS SO NOT PROFESSIONAL STUDENT NURSE BROWN

"Birch, did u see Elm fall the other day???" "Yeah, and he landed right on Mapels face" AND HE DIDNT MAKE A SOUND!!!!!

aww u not takin him with u. Im goin to wigan next tues but comin home again on wed. just goin for a funeral xxxxx

thats so cute...ur home boy lol. wheres the missus? xxxx

lol. well good to have the old nath back lol. wot u up to? u finished that god damn essay yet? xxxx

lol well done u!! but its about time u started kickin my ass again thot u were losin it for a min there. xxxx

hey hunny Hows u? have u finished ur essay yet? i finally finished mines this morning so well happy. wot did u get for ur communication essay? i got a C2 woohoo i passed. thank god its nearly over....just placement. xxxxx