-If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
-If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
-If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
-Why did 'she' sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
-In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
-You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
-Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
-If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
-If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
-If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
-Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
-What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
-Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
-You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
-Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
-Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
-How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
-If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
-If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
-Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
-If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
-If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
-Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
-Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
-what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
-What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
-What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
-Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
-Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
-Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
-Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
-Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
-Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
-Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
-Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
-If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
-In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
-If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Name: Shy-on Vincent Hunt
Birthday: 4th Feb 1989
Birthplace: Bathurst
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Im pretty sure green
Hair Color: brown/black
Height: something around 188cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: umm no idea, maybe irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: thongs
Your Weakness: umm im sure there's plenty
Your Fears: helmets...lol mitch
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A good UAI (Failed) and some sort of job!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: oh it have to be 'lol'
Thoughts First Waking Up: ahhh i want to sleep more.
Your Best Physical Feature: my wang hahaha, naa i don't know! u tell me
Your Bedtime: wheneva i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: um theres a few
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: umm Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both are alright
Do you Smoke: the occasional puff of a cigar!!
Do you Swear: yeh
Do you Sing: yeh all the time but im terrible.
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: not sure
Do you want to go to College: yeh
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Ofcourse, who doesn't think i am lol
Are you a Health Freak: yeh i go to the gym a fair bit.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh there awesome
Do you play an Instrument: i played the trumpet years ago!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i have done a nudi run
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, however it was restolen of me 5 min later which has now created a fierce battle for said item, which i shall win!!
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: possibly
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Being hit by a freight train being driven by the incredible HULK!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy which i guess means successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Um Somewhere in Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything probably green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark/brunette
Short or Long Hair: Probably long not to fussed
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: Anything i don't care what she wears...
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: A few, i have Mp3's see.
Number of Piercings: 1 My left ear.
Number of Tattoos: None but again i might get one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Ohh there's a heap