1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

12. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

13. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like ****, so be understanding

14. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you

15. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle

16. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

17. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

18. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

19. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.

20. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening.

21. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.

22. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

23. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t.

24. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.

25. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.

26. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.

27. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t,
apologize

28. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.

29. We are DrAmA queens

30. We don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.

31. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.( Yes We Did Find Out Boys)

32. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.