[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own laptop
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player
[x] Your parents are still together
[x] You have a best friend
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] hang out with friends more than once a week
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] you NEVER cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.

T 0 T A L: 6

[x] You have over 50 friends on Bebo.
[x] You have pictures on Bebo.
[x] Your parents let you have a Bebo
[ ] You get allowance
[x] You collect something normal
[x] You look forward to going to work (School)
[x] You don’t wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school

T 0 T A L: 8

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don’t fight with your mom
[x] You are happy with your appearance
[ ] You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
[x] You have friends

T 0 T A L: 3

[x] you know what’s going on in the world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own/owned a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don’t have many enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.

T 0 T A L: 7

TOTAL = 29
multiply total by 3

your score: = 87% happpy

1. T in the Park is, in your opinion, is the best summer music festival.

2. James McFadden's screamer of a goal against France in Paris, is in your opinion, the best ever goal! Archie Gemmill's goal against Holland in 1978, is also memorable.

3. You say "cheers" or "ta" instead of thanks.

4. You love Irn-Bru and can't understand people that say it's sickly sweet fizz with bright artificial colouring.

5. You can't stop yourself supporting any team that plays England, in any sport.

6. When men wear a kilt they wear nothing under it and flash folk even if they believe them!

7. "Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a cold northerly wind" is good weather!

8. A sunny day with temp of 13c is time to wear shorts, skimpy clothes and have a BBQ!

9. You call chavs "neds". If you live in the city you have to be prepared for encounters with Neds. They are usually in groups of about 10-20. Dress-sense-wise most have a Berghaus/ Helly Hansen jacket complete with a Burberry hat tuned to the moon and bright white socks pulled over trackies.

10. What you call a suntan is what other people call sunburnt (well there are some lucky Scots, but in general!!)

11. The only sausage you like is "square".

12. You call New Year's Eve "Hogmanay"!

13. Haggis is a tasty national dish not a glorified sheep's stomach filled with random minced organs and oats.

14. Sean Connery was the best James Bond.

15. You know curling and shinty are sports not birds.

16. You point out to foreigners that actually only some people have ginger hair in Scotland, not everyone.

17. You know fried Mars bars are only available in touristy places and nobody actually eats them. Whatsmore if you asked your local chippy to do it you would get this response: "Ken what pal, I'll do it but if my fryer breaks down you're deed sunshine".

18. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school.

19. You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words - an idiot is "a numpty". "Aye"- yes. "Aye Right"-not likely. "Auldjin"- someone over 40. "Baltic"-freezing. "doball"-useless person. "Dry yer eyes"- aww..diddums etc

20. A cheap way to get wasted is to drink the neds' favourite tipple, Buckfast!

21. On the 25th January you feel obliged to attend a Burns supper. At the venue you drink whisky, eat Haggis & Neeps & listen to poems

22. You know what a Ceilidh is and how to pronounce it properly! You know how to strip the willow and do the gay Gordons! Guaranteed floor fillers at weddings, grad balls, etc. Up there with the tango as a celebrated dance. Sweatier and more violent than the jive, but maybe not as sexy as Cuban salsa.

23. You casually tell foreign friends that if it wasn't for the Scots there would be no telly, penicillin, golf, fax machines, telephones, steam engine, insulin, radar, bicycles etc.

24. You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy: haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken (but not mars bars) etc...

25. You used to love destroying your teeth when you were young; Highland toffees, wham bars, tablet, Irn-Bru bars, Cola Cubes, etc

26. You have an enormous feeling of dread whenever the Scotland national football team play a "diddy" team that we will lose.

27.You know that Scotland will never actually win the football World Cup, but keep partying anyway!

28.You know that when asked "howsitgaun" any response other than "no bad" will be psychologically analysed; has he/she won the lottery, dog died, etc.

29.You have been accused of being from England while you are on holiday abroad. Repeatedly. This is not acceptable btw!

30.You would rather stand up on the bus for an hour than bother the person whose handbag is currently occupying the last available seat.

31.You happily engage in a conversation about the weather. "Dreich day eh? Aye at least the wind has died down".

32.You secretly curse the day the

K: Really silly
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for
L: Loved by everyone
E: A damn good kisser

B: Likes people
U: Really likes to chill
R: Fucking crazy
N: Dead sexy
E: A damn good kisser
T: Loyal to those you love
T: Loyal to those you love



KEY:

A: Likes to drink.
B: Likes people
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A damn good kisser.
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has very good personality and looks
I: Loves everyone.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Fuckin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z: Always ready