'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the tax office sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They just want computers ....they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

So if there's No Christmas this year, you will know the reason,
its cause I found me a blonde. and went SOUTH for the season !!!!!!

Love Santa xxxx

wat does ur name mean??
A- damn good kisser
B- You fall in love quickly
C- You're wild and crazy
D- You have one of the best personalities ever
E- You have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- You have a very good personality and looks.
H- You never let people tell you what to do.
I- Love is something you deeply believe in
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You are beautiful
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- So Hott
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Fuckin Sexy
S- You're loyal to those you love.
T- damn sexy
U- You are really chill.
V- You are not judgemental
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for
Z- You like it in the butt very very hard

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