I snagged $486 in two days doing almost nothing! I got it from - http://x.co/KTEK Keep this a secret!

Can i have 1 black toes and some cheese please waiter? x

Hey Shedders Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday ! Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid ! Plus 5 tons of real sand ... Will we see you there? xxxAppLink:10193193349

Hey Jacobim Mugatu hows it going? Just a wee note to let you know about the Annual Shed Beach Party which takes place this coming Bank Holiday - Sunday the 30th August! Dig out your bikinis and surf shorts. We have 5 tons of REAL sand spread around the dancefloor so bring your bucket and spade! Drinks are from £1.50 and jagerbombs are £2 DJs Lisa Mafia, LiL Gem and LiL Rich playing huge summer anthems all night long. Doors open at 11pm Will we see you there? xxx

Dear Shedders, This coming Bank Holiday (Sunday 2nd August) we bring you the 999 Emergency Services Party Come dressed as your favourite emergency services worker - whether its a sexy police officer, nurse, firefighter, detective, vet, soldier or whatever takes your fancy Doors: 11pm Drinks from £1.50 Will we see you there? and what will you be wearing Jacobim Mugatu? love the Shed xxx

Hey There Jacobim Mugatu you are cordially invited to the Shedkandi Sundays Launch Party! After the incredible success of the last one and the constant requests for another Shedkandi Sundays brings you the Shed Foam Party! Sunday 7th june Prepare to get Wet! Exams are over and its summer so bring your bikini's and shorts. DJ's Lisa Mafia and derek Ho spinning ibiza anthems and club classics drinks from 1.50 Entry Only A Fiver will we see you there?? xx

Alritey ya baw! what u up2? xxx

Cha....hoykin sauce....oh cha chee. Mr orrrrr u are see through......are u human? look at u reflexing on life itself ohh the waves are so liberating geek! chao xxxxxx

DIRTY HABITS PRESENTS A FOAM PARTY SUNDAY 29/03/09 Get Monday the 30/03/09 off work, cos this is one not to be missed!!!! Ewan Mcleod will be playing devlish party games including a wet t-shirt competition! And for one week only due to the credit crunch we’ll be giving away £500. And one lucky person will receive £50 just for entering the club Be prepared to get wet Selected drinks @ £1 All the rest £1.50 Entry £5/3 with student ID You up for it???

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Hey shedders Got another wee treat for you! Boys vs Girls headphone disco Sunday 1st march For the first time in the uk we bring you a twist to the headphone disco concept. 2 djs, a boy and a girl, both djn at exactly the same time to you silent disco style! The boy plays all the boy songs and the girl plays all the girly songs! all drinks £1.50 battle of the sexes If you haven't made it to a headphone disco yet you really need to experience it! Also - Keep your eyes open for info in the infamous Shed School Disco... first one of 2009 coming soon! Can we count you in?? Shed xxxx

DIRTY HABITS :- YOUR'VE ALTERNATIVE SUNDAY SERVICE!!! Launches 15th of Feb with our first "Tarts and Vicars" themed night. Come as a Saint or a Sinner! Dj Big Al and Ewan McLeod host devilish party games with a £100 give away every sunday!!! Entry: £4, £2 with Student ID Promos: Selected drinks @ £1 ALL the rest £1.50 GOD IS A DJ ROLLER DISCO :- GET YOUR SKATES ON!!! 19TH of Feb, First ever Roller Disco bringing back the 80's! Skates provided, ladies please bring flat footwear to use the skates. Sweat Bands, Leggings and Leg Warmers welcome. Entry: £1 Promos: Selected drinks @ £1 ALL the rest £1.50 Will we see you there?

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Hey ear muff lovers, we have a treat for you! the Neon UV Headphone Disco Sunday the 1st Feb Neon Cannons, UV paint, Glowsticks and 600 sets of headphones! 3 DJs playing at the same time in 2 rooms! ALL DRINKS £1.50 what more could you possibly want!?!? Boys Vs Girls Headphone Disco Cant make the first one? make sure you can join us for the first ever boys vs girls headphone disco. One channel will have LiL Rich playing only BOY songs by Boys the other channel will have a guest GIRL DJ playing only girls songs for GIRLS! this will be the first headphone disco of its kind in the UK All drinks £1.50 Entry to these nights is £5 doors open at 10:30pm can we count you in? x

Goonball!!! u smellllllllllllllllllll like that old bongy laddy!!!!!!!!!! death!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxx

All is calm, all is bright- The Shed is open every night! From Thursday 18th December until Sunday 4th January, the Shed is open solidly! We'll see you under the mistletoe! xxx

well aint u mr popular lol....at least its a job, pays the bills!!! so wen do u stop 4 chrimbo n that? xxx

Fresh new Saturdays at The Shed! If you like our Fridays, you'll love our new Saturdays! Promos: Vodka mix, Sourz, Smirnoff Ice, Tiger beer- all £1.80!! xx xx

hey ho!!!! omg cant believe ur still there lol im good thanks. jobs going great, not killed any of the kids , so must b doing summit right lol....im also expecting a wee kiddie of my own now.soooooo missing alcohol!!! wats new with u xxx

Hey shedders, The Christmas Headphone School disco special Sunday 21st December!! This time we want everyone to dress up as usual BUT when you arrive you will be given a pair of wireless headphones... there will be two DJs playing at the same time and you can pick which one to listen to by changing the switch on your headphones. It is SOOO much fun. If you take your headphones off you just hear loads of people singing along to what appears to be nothing! Drinks are from £1.50 Usual madness with all the School Disco games, glowsticks etc with a Xmas twist. If its anything like last years Xmas school disco it will be a sell out! we do need to know rough numbers (so we can get the right amount of headphones) so please comment back and let us know if you are coming... merry christmas love the shed xxx xx