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Lex Mandrake

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  • Profile views: 67
  • Member since: July 2006
  • Last active: 5/6/09
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Me, Myself, and I
I work in a call centre. I would prefer to work in a Clinic that fixes people who get broken, so I could collect the broken bits of people, that they no longer need and take them home and keep them in a collection.

If your have any parts that you no longer need, I can give them a good home where they will be loved.

PS. I especially like to collect teeth. But the police have warned me from going near the bins outside the Dentists. If you have any spare?, please :)
Colours
Green, Blue, Red, Pink, Purple, Lemon, Brown
Artifical Flavourings
Ethyl acetate, Glycerol monoacetate, Hydroxy ethyl cellulose, Benzylated hydrocarbons, Triethyl citrate
Enemies
Mark Hoare, Eillene Connolly, A.J., Marcin Kisala, Allen Barnyard, Anyone related to me by blood, Anyone related to me by marraige
Scared Of
Girls with Beards, Babies with deformatities, blind people, people who smile all the time.
Happiest When
When you give me enough space and distance, that I can neither, hear, see nor smell you.
Glue
Bostik, Pritstick, Crazy glue blue label, Crazy glue red label (my favourite), general industrial(nitrate based solvents), Glue made from Horses, cats and dogs, Glue made from Human hair and fingernails

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  • questions and answers with lex

    Q: How tall are you?
    A: five feet.
    Q: Your hair colour is?
    A: Brownish.
    Q: What do you mean brownish?
    A: It's a little bit brown, but it's not that brown or really brown, so it's brownish. Does that answer your question.
    Q: What's your favourite animal?
    A: The Giraffe. There are some giraffes at the zoo, i've seen them.
    Q: Do you like tea?
    A: Sometimes.
    Q: Do you take milk and sugar.
    A: Yes, I like some sugar and milk, but no too sweet.
    Q: What's your favourite colour?
    A: It depends on what day it is, Monday is sometimes blue, wednesday is orange and Friday is red.
    Q: Do you know Laura Burbaite?
    A: Yes.
    Q: Do you like her?
    A: No, she scares me.
    Q: Why?
    A: She used to go out with six different sailors. People would say she was full of Seamen. When she walks she makes a sloshing sound, and if you listen close to her, you can hear the ocean.

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