My Fine Is... $675.60

This is fun to do. Just read the "offence" and if you"ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you"ve read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."

*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who"s name you didn"t know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
*Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..."

1. Name: Todd Moir
2. Nicknames: toddles, speedy, chewy, goat
3. Birthday: 03/12/1987
4. Place of Birth: Christchurch
5. Zodiac Sign: Saggitarius
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: 9th grade
8. School: otago polytech
9. Occupation: Student/ Landscaper
10. Residence: Crompton
11. MSN Screen Name: Special piss enjoyed in great hotels throughout southland
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: light brown
13. Hair Length: shortish
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: 69kgs
16. Height: Fuck knows
17. Braces?: nup
18. Glasses?: no but should have
19. Piercings: not yet
20. Tattoos: not yet
21. Righty or Lefty: right

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: matt downer
23. First Award: won a spelling bee
24. First Sport You Joined: soccer
25. First pet: sheba my dog
26. First Real Vacation: thailand
27. First Concert: big day out 04
28. First Love: havent had 1

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: lock stock and 2 smoking barrels
30. TV programme: family guy
31. Color: metallic green
32. Rapper: eminem or the game
33. Band: metallica
34. Song Right Now: Aplogize
35. Friends: my boys in nelson
36. Sweet: tangy fruits
37. Sport: soccer
38. Restuarant: dennys
39. Favorite brand: rip curl
40. Store: the sweet factory in chch
41. School Subject: sports ed or math
42. Animal: a liger is like my fav kinda animal
43. Book: dont read books anymore
44. Magazine: dont have any
45. Shoes: my slippers

___Currently___

46. Feeling: hungover
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: nope
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: orange e2
51. Typing: letters
52. Online?: yup
53. Listening To: hit em up by 2pac
54. Thinking About: wat im gnna do 2day
55. Wanting To: have more money
56. Watching: a music video
57. Wearing: jeans and shirt
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: eventually
59. Want to be Married?: yup
60. Careers in Mind: super intendant at st andrews
61. Where do you want to live: over seas
62. Car: still dont know yet

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: either
64. Hair length: semi long
65. Eye color: sea blue
66. Measurments: dont know wat they mean
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70. Short or Tall: short
71. Easygoing or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: either

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: nurmerous times
79. Had Alcohol: yup
80. Smoked: yup
81. Ran Away From Home: well im livving in cromwell now so i guess so
82. Broken a bone: several
83. Got an X-ray: yup
84. Been with someone: yup not for long tho
85. Broken Someones Heart: allegedly
86. Broke Up With Someone: nope
87. Cried When Someone Died: nope
88. Cried At School: not that i can remember

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: nope
90. Miracles: yup
91. Love At First sight: yup
92. Ghosts: yup
93. Aliens: nope
94. Soul Mates: nope
95. Heaven: nope
96. Hell: nope
97. Angels: only the 1s that walk on earth
98. Kissing on The First Date: yea

One.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

Two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

Three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

Five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

Six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

Seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

Eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

Nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

Ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

Eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"

load a bollocks!!!