1. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a
game of tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Cuuck Norris allows to live.

3. When Chuck Norris drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's
Chuck Norris!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

5. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back.

8. Chuck Norris can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are Chuck's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

10. When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck instead.

11. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

13. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

14. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

17. You are what you eat. That is why Chuck Norris diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. Chuck Norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

20. If you were to lock Chuck Norris in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Chuck replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be kicked into the sun.

22. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

23. Whenever Chuck Norris puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

24. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

25. Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

26. Chuck Norris haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

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