have an awakward silence then start singing softly mary had a little lamb
># When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the
>shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
>
># Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
>back for more.
>
># Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
>wrong ones.
>
># Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
>what floor your on.
>
#Start a game of Chinese whispers.


># Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a
>while, let the
doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
>
># Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
>"That's mine!"
>
># Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
>
># Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask
>if they have an apointment.
>
># Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
>play.
>
># Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if
>they can hear ticking.
>
># Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
>and exits with the passengers.
>
># Ask, "Did you feel that?"
>
># Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
>
># When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't

>panic, they open again!"
>
># Swat at flies that don't exist.
>
># Tell people that you can see their aura.
>
># Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
>
># Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
>"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
>
># Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
>"Got enough air in there?"
>
># Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
>without getting off.
>
># Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
>"Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
>
># Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
>passengers.
>
># Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
>
># Make explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
>
># Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce,
>"I have new socks on".
>
># Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
>other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
>
># Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
>
># Hold an auction.
>
># Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon
>arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
>
># Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially
>effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are
>male.
>
># Throw a rave.
>
># Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in
>the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't
>ride an elevator that's not
fung shwei."
>
># Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to
>call you "Admiral".
>
># Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over
>again.
>
># When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
>
># Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
>
># Have a heated debate with yourself.
>
># Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other
>passengers.
>
># Drum on every available surface.
>
># Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to
>everyone as they enter.
>
># Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
>
># Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the
>same name for all of them.
>
># Say
"ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start
>talking into it.
>
># Propose to the other passengers.
>
># Challenge people to duels.
>
># Sell girl scout cookies.
>
># Bring a large pi