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- Me, Myself, and I
- hi all. me names duncan but i get called frank (dont ask y lol) was born in wrexham. i lived there till i was 17 when i joined the army.i joined the rlc as a driver ( y didnt i do better at school lol) been in for just under 7 years now. done 3 years in germany and just over 3 in northern ireland. just finished a 6 month tour of iraq (baghdad) where i was part of a close protection team. ive got a wee boy called connor who is 3. hes in germany with his mam.
i now live in costa del ayr! in sunny scotland
- just depends wot mood im in lol
- football factory, green street, saw 1, 2, 3
- football, boxing, fishing, f1
- Happiest When
- im with me little princess. i hate being a way from her. she makes me so, so happy and i love her 2 bits
- The Other Half Of Me
id b lost without u babes xxxx
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40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
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0 Comments 328 weeks
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and
improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
0 Comments 333 weeks