Arsehole: Arrogant fucker

Banter: A conversation between 2 micks after a nite on d tiles

Craic: Not to be confused with 'crack cocaine' or bum crack, meaning some good aul irish fun

D4: Posh place in Dublin. The natural habitants are distinguised by the following criteria: Both male and female: Big backcombed head of hair,
Lashings of make-up and fake tan to resemble oompa loompa, dubes or uggs, Hoodie wit d letters UCD inscribed on it

Eejit: Stupid person what does stupid things. Commonly follows the work 'feckin' for effect e.g. ya no mick?, ye hes a feckin eejit

Feck: Off

Gaff: House, barn, shed

Horsebox: Dope of a man

John Smith: Theres at least 2million of em in Ireland, dont no d lad but hes always seems 2 come up in conversation...

Kelloggs: 5 bowls of the stuff nd ur lit

Locked: Following 10pints other descriptions include hammered, ossified, out of my box/tree, polluted, in a jocker, messy

Mick: A typical irish man from the bogs of the country, characterised by a head of flaming ginger hair and a thick culchie accent 'Gud man mick'

Newtownmountkennedy: Longest place name in Ireland

On the piss: Getting locked, piss is not actually consumed in the ritual

Pikey: Couch planter...travels round Ireland planting couches all over place...perhaps as a form of art or gardening?

Queer: Puff, Batty boy

Ronnie: A dead hamster on the upper lip

Skanger: Found on the northsoide streets of Dublin, kitted out from head 2 toe in lecoqsportif, noikey, burberry baseball cap at a 90degree angle, possess a ronnie and a fist full of soveirgn rings. Commonly called 'Anto', 'Deco', 'John Paul', 'Charleene'

Tea: Barrys...cuppa tae? Put ta kettle on

Useless: At sayin no 2 another pint

Vortex: A large black hole in Dunshaughlin, every weekend victims are sucked in and spat out in sum state...wit no clothes on

Well: Whats the craic?!

X: Good luck 2 ya

Yeiger Meister: 5 of em nd ul b laughin...about the fact dat ya avent projectile vomited yet

Zebedee: Come down from dat tree