fiona- the biggest gayboy that ever walked the planet if i do say so myself. to be fair she is the biggest slapper i have ever met in my entire life. she rather likes wearing some form of pixie point shoes, especially if they are handmade by moi!. you always know when she is around because you do get the occasional whiff of her rather lovely X factor body spray. fiona does rather enjoy the occasional rave every now and again to an abba song or the theme from st trinians. to be honest this kid has no life what so ever. unfortunatley for her she was born with a rather rare condition called chinese cinderella syndrome. however having said that she does have private access to rosanna's fred perry jeans encrusted with diamonds stores if she ever needs a pair which is an upside, i suppose. she only has one friend other than myself and her name is mrs nougat. mrs nougat has a rather large be-hind and has had a baby called wu chun mai who has also been diagnosed with the same rare condition as fiona. fiona can be rather embarrasing in public as she sometimes has to check her balls just incase miss middle has tried to steal them so that she can sell them to go into her funds to buy tickets to a ting tings concert, because unfortunately she hasn't been successful in the textiles industry as she has been trying to pass off peachy coloured sweaters as fred perry ones to all of the vunerable young zeebra's out there. mae fiona wedi bod yn ddrwg merch weithiau achos she chases mrs nougat with a net when she is in her fairy/ zeebra form with mr quinn. yeahhhh laaaaa.

dwi'n caru ti fiona jamieson x