Bill Hicks used to finish his shows, with this
Life is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you get on it you think its real because thats how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down and round and round, it has thrills and chills and its very brightly coloured, and its very loud and its fun, for a while.some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begint to question "is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered and they come back to us and they say "Hey, dont worry, dont be afraid ever,because this is just a ride!",,,and we kill those people. "shut him up I've got alot invested in this ride, Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account and my family this has to be real." just a ride, but we'll kill those good guys who tell us that, you ever noticed that, and let the demons run amock. But it dosen't matter because its just a ride and we can cahnge it any time we want. its only a choice, no effort, no work, no job, no savings or money, just a choice right now between fear, and love..............................
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RIP

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror. Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain to the owner about its lack of house training and demand a beer as compensation.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor swaying.
FAULT: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress.
ACTION: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and fluorescent light strip across it.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help you get up, latch yourself to bar.

SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dim, mouth full of cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark.
FAULT: The Bar is closing.
ACTION: Panic.

SYMPTOM: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet. You cannot see your bedroom.
FAULT: You have spent the night in the gutter.
ACTION: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not, treat yourself to a lie-in.

hmmmmmmmmmmm wld u??????????????????...............
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[_] Go out wid me?
[_] Giv me ur number?
[_] Kiss me?
[_] Let me kiss u?
[_] Watch a movie wid me?
[_] Take me out 2 dinner?
[_] Drive me somewhere?
[_] Take a shower wid me?
[_] Be my bf?
[_] Have a fling wid me?
[_] Buy me a drink?
[_] Take me home 4 da nite?
[_] Wud u let me sleep in ur bed?
[_] Wud u sleep wid me?
[_] Av sex wid me?
[_] Sing car karaoke wid me?
[_] Re-post this 4 me to answer ur questions?
[_] Av a relationship wid me?
[_] Do kinky stuff wid me?
[_] Lock me in ur room n take advantage of me?
[_] Lick my cheek?
[_] Dance wid me?
[_] Make me breakfast?
[_] Spank my arse?
[_] Tickle me 2 death?
[_] Let me tickle u?
[_] Stick up 4 me if i woz bein put down?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Play strip poker wid me?
[_] Say yes if i asked u out?
[_] Get wasted wid me?
[_] Instant message me?
[_] Greet me in public?
[_] Hang out wid me?
[_] Brin me around ur m8z?