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  • 30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!

    1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

    2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

    3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

    4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

    5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

    6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

    7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

    8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

    9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

    10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

    11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

    12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

    13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

    14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

    15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

    16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

    17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

    18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

    19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

    20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

    21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

    22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

    23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

    24. Masturbate.

    25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

    26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

    27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

    28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

    29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

    30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

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  • Miss Ironside.
    luv Miss Ironside.

    holly shit ashley your not 18 already bloody hell how long has it been since ive been away aaaaaa

  • Amy White
    Amy White

    18th paartaaaaay this satuuurday You up for it? :) xxxxxx

  • Steven Harrison
    Steven Harrison

    howz it going wot u doing with ur self these dayz u going out at tha weekend wb xx

  • The Unders

    So we figured it\'s time we come clean and give you an update. We have no current plans to run UNDERS soonish (any other nights such as neon etc weren\'t organised by us) If we do plan to organise something, you\\\'ll know about it... trust us In the meantime, if you\'re 18 now or over add our The Hive bebo profile. That\\\'ll get you access to all our 7 nights a week clubs info and deals. Also can get links to The Hive facebook/twitter etc from there... Get it: bebo.com/clubhive clubhive.co.uk twitter.com/clubhive Facebook link from our website If you want stop receiving these messages, just remove us as a friend. Simples. Adios amigos, it\'s been fun.. we may see you again one day, if not in our adult clubs come legal age! D 2009-08-08 19:08:05

  • Mike.

    Haha i totaly forgot about that. no i didnt get it i think i was a bit to steamed to write out my email corect haha.did you? x

  • Antonio Pellicci
    Antonio Pellicci

    my summer was ok nothing special happened :( how about yours?? really sorry but i kinda remember your face but nothing is ringing a bell??

  • D B
    luv D B

    i knew a girl who went to hawaii, stuck it in her bum and she said iiiiyeeeeeeeee.

  • Miss Ironside.
    Miss Ironside.

    heyhows you what youbnup2??

  • Laura.
    luv Laura.

    Mooooriiiie :) Hows things on the island?seen much talent yet? Missed your banter last night at ruuuths (N) hope your having an awesome time and getting very drunk every night :D xxx

  • Willow

    you and your sister are GAYS leaving me here :( whilst ur in paradise xxx

  • Ruth Paterson
    luv Ruth Paterson

    missing you man ! hope your having fun xxx

  • Louisee
    luv Louisee

    im going out on thursday so will have one then for you :D were trying to plan something for the guys getting back tomorrow. je suis excite! nothings new as per...got a gym membership though! results are actually haunting me, i keep having dreams about them..! did you take your disposable camera with you btw? i really want to see the titp photos! go easy on the tanning moorie i know what your like and dont be giving any locals swine flu! xxxxxxx

  • Willow

    love ya babes xx

  • Sir Robert William McArthur.
    Sir Robert William McArthur.

    hey not bad likes... you?? aye totaly likes im back in perth for good now soo its daws likes. aye defo like iv not had a drink whit yu in aages likes.. xx

  • Craig Martin
    luv Craig Martin

    yeah i had an okay night, i went home after brennan. have a good night? where did u pop off to? xx

  • Sir Robert William McArthur.
    Sir Robert William McArthur.

    oryte how you doin not spoke too you in ages?? xx