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Mother Fuk

I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember y i came

9/14/07 | me too! | Reply

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mother fuk.... me
Me, Myself, and I
i am a hard core rock boi and think chuck norris is da best ever he is like god jst mite add Metallica are gods 2 woot Metallica
Music
disturbed, reef, paparoach, meta
 lica, trapt, tenacious.D, System of a Down, sublime fuk yea , Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, red hot chilly peppers, The white stripes, soil jayden just showed me this band and they rock the shit, avenge sevenfold. jst fuk there is a never ending list of alsum rock music and it jst keeps growing. Metallica Metallica Metallica Metallica yesssss!!!!!!!!!!
Films
i like war film because thay are full of action.i also like action film and sceary movie 4 is so good and random and chuck norris
Sports
i like to give any sport ago and really like rugby.
Scared Of
nothing not having music
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drinking alcohol
random
pea are green leaves are green little green men are green yea green limes are green
i hate
purple and weird ppl

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  • fuck mad song by soil unreal

    Sit back bare your cross to me
    Oh won't I listen
    God damn have I burned my hands
    On what's been missing
    I feel,.. Unreal
    everytime I try and stop to feel
    Pick me up my friend
    Let me start again

    You fucked me
    Behind this garden
    Don't fuck me

    Long before I could even see
    You're what was missing
    Twisting deep inside of me
    Forever missing the glistening
    I feel,.. Unreal
    Everytime I try and stop to feel
    Pick me up my friend
    Hold closed your hand

    You fucked me
    Behind this garden
    Don't fuck me

    Can you see all the clear skin in front of me
    Can you see can you see what you wanna see
    Can you see there's a little spot of light in me
    Can you see can you tell I'm fucked

    Bleeding emotions
    Bleed emotions

    You sat back gave your soul to me
    But did I listen
    God damn did I burn my hands
    On what was missing, the glistening
    I feel,.. Unreal
    Everytime I try and stop to feel
    Pick me up my friend
    Hold closed my hand

    You fucked me
    Behind this garden
    You fucked me
    Behind this garden
    Don't you fuck me

    0 Comments 315 weeks

  • facts on chuck

    1. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

    2. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

    3. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

    4. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

    5. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

    6. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

    7. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

    8. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
    9. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

    10. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

    11. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

    12. Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

    13. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

    14. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.

    15. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

    16. When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

    17. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game
    UNO.

    18. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

    19. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

    20. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
    21. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

    22. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

    23. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

    24. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    25. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

    26. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

    27. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

    28. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

    29. Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
    You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

    30. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    31. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them

    32. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    34. Chuck Norris

    1 Comment 323 weeks

  • Chuck Norris

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

    1 Comment 323 weeks

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