FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR

#1- Stand in the corner with your back to everyone, giggle hysterically, look up, then
giggle some more.

#2- Stand motionless,staring straight ahead, until someone asks what you're doing, and
then at that point, say "Shhh. You'll wake them."

#3- Start hacking uncontrollably, then fall over dead. When someone looks over at you,
grab their nose.

#4- Squat in the middle of the elevator and rock back and forth, gently humming.

#5- Start shivering madly, then suddenly fan yourself, like from heat exhaustion. Then
announce, "Don't worry! I'll be fine! The contagious period is almost over anyway!"

#6- Go up behind someone, and hack, right into their ear.

#7- Quietly munch on peanuts, or some other snack food, then start choking. When
someone starts to heimlich you, ask "so, do you come here often?"

#8- Loudly whistle any stupid Mary Poppins song you can think of.

#9- Turn to the person next to you, and ask them if they want to hear about the time you
went to that old disco party, and won the look-a-like 'Elvis Presley' contest. (And don't
leave out the part about hurling in the punch bowl) .

#10- Belt out the words to "It's a small world".

#11- Quietly mutter in a demonic voice "Must find more suitable host body".

#12- Complain about clostraphobia and huddle in the corner.

#13- Scream "Agh! The're gonna get me!" and "oh my god! Get them off!" then run in
small circles.

#14- Make race car noises whenever anyone gets on.

#14- Stand next to a wall, and smack your forehead while muttering "Shut up! All of you!"

#16- Peer into your suitcase/purse, and ask "You got enough air in there?"

#17- Stand completely still in a corner without getting off anwhere, and don't move.

#18- Stare straight at someone, when they look at you, yell "You're one of THEM!" and
move to the other side of the elevator.

#19- When you get to your floor, rush to the doors, and grunt and pull at them. When the
doors finally open, act all embarresed.

#20- Take out a little peice of chalk, and draw a square around you. Announce that that's
your personal space, and everyone had better keep out.

#21- Grin at someone for the longest time. When they look at you, say "I've got new
socks on."

#22- Meow occasionally.

#23- Keep repeating "Ohhh, I've got to go, I've got to go,gotta go,gotta go." Then "Oops.
Nevermind"

#24- When someone brushes up against you, yell " Agh!! TOUCH!! BAD!!" and scurry
away.

#25- Hum "mary had a little lamb" and randomly push buttonsl