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Sarah Masterson

Christmas hols 2mo nd exams over......LETS GET NAKEEDDDD!!!!!:D

12/10/08 | me too! | Reply

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You can repeat the examinations but you cant repeat the parties!!
Me, Myself, and I
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IOSSS 2008!!!!!......its guna b a messy 1!!!

ooo westlife...not guna lie, IM EXCITED!

‘’A friend would lend you,
Her umbrella in the rain.
But a best friend
Would take yours
And say,
run bitch run!’’.........something niav wud do OBV!

''He's so camp, He shites tent peggs!"

EDDIE FUKKIINN B!!!
Anna B nd Sarah M's Hangover Kit FUCCCKKK YEAA!(exclimation mark)
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and a swimmer! ;-)..........
College is tha crack!
Blonds go further in life...
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Laura Higgins

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Music
I LOVE MUSIC............neting except those big smelly rocker songs!eeewwww!
Films
well FINDING NEMO has 2 b d best movie i had ever seen!!!!!!...along with loads more that i cant remember rite now...
I&#39;M AS HAPPY AS......
A pig in shit.....
Niav in an old folks home......
Karyn in the billy-barry kids.....
Ian in wezz......
Will in an offlisence.....
Kirby with her record deal....
Scared Of
ok well 1st of all daras ear scares me!!! along wit rats, snakes, spiders, grumpy old people, ronas lesbian frantics...., sometimes the dark..
Happiest When
im wit my friends, gettin pissed, r in d FAMOUS punch bowl!! best pub evr!!!!
Hates
people hu tink der better den every1 else!....ur not!....coz im the best!, tests, homework, cranes, s
 par, when u jus miss a bus, FALLING DOWN STAIRS...my weekend hobby!, WILL haha, scouts, feet, rude people, boring people, work!...niavs grandad odeur...karyns 5....kirbys crabs...havin no money....the leavin cert.....exams, wen u get a stone in ur shoe
Loves
GALWAY!!!!!!!!summer, drinkin on d beach, weekends, jokes especialy jills, pets, laughin so hard u piss ur pants haha...niav!....and karyn but u wernt laffin wer u? u jus pissed d bed hahah, bondi, 21s, rios, skiin wit kirby, tea nd a smoke, nd loadsh more...havin money...bookin a holiday in aiya napa...thinking about aiya napa.....when niav gets embarrased....driving with kirby....the way kirby has no mates....

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  • THE STRIPPERS POEM AT ME + NIAVS 18TH!! ...pissss

    To: Niamh & Sarah 18th Birthdays.

    Hello there sexy here i am,
    Your special CHEEKY KISSOGRAM,
    I've come along to bring you BIRTHDAY CHEER,
    To give you a kiss and nibble your ear,

    It maybe.....OLDER MEN.....that you like the best,
    But it's.......SEXY STRIPPOGRAMS that you love to molest,
    You're also rather naughty I must reveal,
    As it's their little legs that you love 2 feel,

    You both knock back the VODKA to beat the band,
    Doing your leaving certs this year I understand,
    For bad habbits you have quite a few,
    Getting very lazy it's true,

    Both into dancing and clubbing in a big way,
    And you love good nights out or so they all say,
    Now Niamh you have a weak bladder when you laugh i hear,
    And Sarah likes to do it behind the library it's clear,
    And sarah you got kicked out of bojangles no doubt!
    And "GRANDAD" & "HAGRID" are the nicknames they all shout!

    Funny things happen the older you get,
    Have you started to notice anything yet?
    Are the hips beginning to spread, have the boobs begun to fall,
    Or do you find that you have NO SEX DRIVE at all?

    Would you not come with me instead?
    Cos I need a little playmate to warm up my bed,
    And if with me you will be true,
    I might just show my bits and pieces to you!
    But I'll finish this rhyme now and leave you with this,
    A very sexy HAPPY BIRTHDAY KISS..............

    FROM: ALL THE GANG XXX

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  • JUS DO IT! dont read aheah r ull ruin it!

    *COUNT THE F'S IN THIS SENTENCE*


    FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
    SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
    FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
    THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)
    HOW MANY ?





    ..................... 3?


    WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
    READ IT AGAIN !

    The reasoning behind is further down.





    The brain cannot process "OF".

    Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!


    Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.

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  • d poopie list...........piss!!!

    :L GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

    :L CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    :L WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    :L SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

    :L POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    :L LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    :L GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    :L DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    :L CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

    :L GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    :L SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    :L WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    :L THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    :L THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

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    im so proud..please take the stickers down..im over them...isnt it so much cooler t fail first then pass?? i think so!! woop woop!! cant wait t call u at half 11...wanna get sum rexi food??? luv too i look forward t th session..ooh funny storied t tell u later..one involving bree from desperado ...

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