Slept naked? ermm no =S
Taken a shower with someone? nope
Kissed a member of the same sex? yush
Drove a car? ermm nooo
Stole anything? don't think so?
Been dumped? yush
Stole money from a friend/family member? Nope
Gotten in a car with people you just met? yahh
Been in a fist fight? no
Snuck out of your/someone’s house? no hehe

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? HAD yeah
Been arrested? nope
Hugged a stranger? ermm yeah
Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yushh
Left your house with out telling your parents? nope
Had a crush on your neighbour? when i was tiinnyyy
Ditched school to do something more fun? yup
Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? YEAH!! STEPPHH
Lost a friend? yeah loads
Been on a plane? loads

Been to an island? live on one, and yush
Slept in until 3? in hospical
Love someone or miss someone right now? yush
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeah
Made a snow angel? yeah then i found out snow was wet =[
Played dress up? yup rocky horor show, ish i normally wear a corset stripy tights short skirt and whore make-up
Cheated while playing a game? all the time
Been lonely? hasn't everyone?
Kissed more than 1 person in one night? yeah *embarrassed*
Felt an earthquake? nahh

Touched a snake? yush
Ran a red light? not whilst driving? and no otherwise
Been suspended from school? no
Had detention? yahh
Been in a car accident? afew
Hated the way you look? all the time
Made yourself throw up? yah
Crawled through a window? no
Been lost? loads
Been to the opposite side of the country? no

Cried yourself to sleep? yeah
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? don't think so =[
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? nope
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? nope =[
Kissed in the rain? yeah with thomas!
Sang in the shower? most of the time
Made love in a woods? no not yet
Had a dream that you married someone? *embarrassed* yesh

Glued your hand to something? no im not that stupid
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no?
Ever gone to school partially naked? no!
Been a cheerleader? i wish!
Didn't take a shower for a week? eewwww
Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yush =[
Played chicken? what's chicken?
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? fell in a river? same thing?
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeah a few
Been easily amused? yeah
Laugh so hard you cry? sometimes not much though
Mooned/flashed someone? nope
Cheated on a test? loads cheers steph =]
Forgotten someone's name? loads
Done something dumb while drunk?yeah lots shorty will know
Blacked out from drinking? yah hannah and with tom =]
Played a prank on someone? loads
Gone to a late night movie? nope not that late
Made love to anything not human? Tom! joke!
Failed a class? ermm dont think i've failed yet!
Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? nope i know what's food and what isn't =]
Smoked pot? alot

Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yeah in the golden days =]
Celebrate the 4th of July? yeah it's my cat's birthday =]
Thrown strange objects? depends what strange is?
Felt like killing someone? Not that far
Thought about running away? was too cold, but i have done
Cut your own hair? yeah but not anymore
Made a parent cry? yeah
Cried over someone? yeah loooads
owned more than 5 sharpies? excuse me?!
Dated someone more than once? yeah Tom!

Had/Have a dog? yeah =[
Have an iPod? no mp3!
Smoked a cigarette? yeah gave up aages ago!
Been in a band? breifly!
Drank 25 sodas in a day? nope don't like 'soda' much
Broken a CD? no!
Shot a gun? does a waterpistol count? then yes =]

He proposed in the Dunes,
They were wed by the sea,
Their nine day long honeymoon
Was on the isle of Capri.

For supper they had one spectacular dish,
A simmering stew of Mollusks and fish.
And while he savored the broth
His brides heart made a wish.

That wish came true-she gave birth to a baby.
But is this little one human?
Well, maybe.

Ten fingers, ten toes,
He had plumbing and sight.
He could hear. he could feel,
But normal?
not quite.
This unnatural birth, this cranker, this blight,
Was the start and the end of the sum of their plight.

She railed to the doctor:
'he cannot be mine
he smells of the ocean, of seaweed and brine'

"you should count yourself lucky for only last week,
i treated a girl with three ears and beak.
that your son is half oyster
you cannot blame me.
...have you consider by chance, a small home by the sea?"

by not knowing what to name him,
they just called him Sam,
or sometimes,
'that thing that looks like a clam'

Everyone wondered but no one could tell,
when would young oyster boy come out of his shell?
When the thompson quadruplets espied him one day,
they called him a bivavle and quickly ran away.

One spring afternoon,
Sam was left in the rain,
at the southwestern corner of seaview and main,
he watched the rain water as it swirled
down the drain.

His mom on the freeway
in the breakdown lane
was pouding the dashboard-
she couldn't contain
the ever-rising grief,
frustration,
and pain.

"Really, sweetheart," she said
"I don't mean to make fun,
but something smells fishy
and I think it's our son.
I don't like to say this, but it must be said,
you're blaming our son for your problems in bed."

He tried salves, he tried ointments
that turned everything red.
He tried potions and lotions
and tincture of lead.
He ached and he itched and he twitched and he bled.


The doctor diagnosed,
"I can't quite be sure,
but the cause of the problem may also be the cure.
They say oysters improve your sexual powers.
Perhaps eating your son
would help you do it for hours!"

He came on tiptoe,
he came on the sly,
sweat on his forehead,
and on his lips-a lie.
"Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry,
but do you dream of Heaven?
Have you ever wanted to die?


Sam blinked his eye twice.
but made no reply.
Dad fingered his knife and loosened his tie.


As he picked up his son,
Sam dripped on his coat.
With the shell to his lips,
Sam slipped down his throat.

They burried him quickly in the sand by the sea
-sighed a prayer, wept a tear-
and they were back home by three.

A cross of greay driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.



But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.

Tim Burton

Her skin is white cloth,
And she's all sewn apart
and she has many coloured pins,
sticking out of her heart

She has many different zombies
who are deeply in her trance.
she even has a zombie
who is originally from france.

But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets too close to her

The pin sticks further in.

Tim Burton