(((*)))~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FUNNY HOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<<^^>>
1:funny how Rs. 100 look so big when taken to a mosque, but so small when taken to a mall.
2:funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays sixty minutes of basket ball.
3:funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque seems, but how short it is when watching a movie.
4:funny how much people get thrilled when a football match goes in to extra time, but complain when a "khutba"is longer then usual time.
5:funny how people believe what the news paper says, but questions what the quran says.
6:funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wild fire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah people think twice about sharing.


(plz do think about it!!)

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". <

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sitto decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......

A Mathmatisian Love Letter
De Morgan's Law,
Binomial avenue,
United states of matrices,

My dear love,
Yesterday i was passing by your rectangular house in trignomatric lane. there i saw you with
cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of megnitude(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a target to my heart, it differentiated.
my love to you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which you only can solve by making good binary relations with me. the cosine of my love for you extendes to infinity. i promise partial functions but if i do so you can intigrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity . you are as essential to me as an element to a set. the geometry of revolves around your personality. my love if you dont meet me at parabola resturant on date 10 at sunset when
the sun is at an angle of 160 degrees my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree
10 .
with love from you higher order derivatives of maximum and minimum of an unknown function.
your ever loving,
pythagoras.