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Chris Burke
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Male, 26,
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- from Fort William/ Glasgow/ London
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- Last active: 5/11/11
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- Me, Myself, and I
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- Music
- Depeche Mode, Interpol, The Chemical Brothers, The Smiths, The Cure, Daft Punk, LCD soundsystem, Goldfrapp, Muse, Pulp, The Rapture, Digitalism, Joy Division, New order, Soulwax, Simian Mobile Disco, SebastiAn, Cut copy, music in motion pictures such as Jurasic park and Back to the future.
- Films
- Amistad/ Ghost in the shell/ Natural born killers/ Star Wars/ This old mongolian film i saw once, cave of the yellow dog? most stimulating.
- Books
- Of Mice and Men, Girlfriend in a coma, 1984, The man in the high castle, The years of rice and salt, The historian, The Periodic Table
- Sports
- Playing guitar hero?
- Scared Of
- Pigeons. Its not irrational. Theyve attacked me once before. They wont rest til theyve finished me off.
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Squirrels On Crack
NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes.
The furry animals are thought to be behind a new drugs turf war in Brixton - stealing rocks of crack hidden in front gardens.
Tough police action to rid the town centre of dealers and addicts has seen crackheads abandon their usual drug stash hideouts.
But the blitz has displaced some dealing into nearby residential streets.
Drug addicts are known to be hiding small stashes of crack rocks in people's front lawns late at night.
Squirrels have been spotted in the same front gardens, seemingly hunting out the buried narcotics.
The discovery has led some residents to speculate that the squirrels are already in the grips of addiction. One resident, who asked for his name to be withheld, told the South London Press.
"I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.
"An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds.
"It looked like it knew what it was looking for.
"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging.
"It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."
Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US.
They are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in New York and Washington DC.
The squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix.
An RSPCA spokesman said he was unaware of the squirrels taking crack in Brixton.2 Comments 315 weeks
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The Sunday Club9/3/09Sunday nights at Victoria's Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept with.. DJ Vance back in legendary Sunday night residency. Drinks from 1.50 FREE CD for everyone guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV It's gonna be huge! x AppLink:10193193349
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Chris Wragg5/27/09how'd the exams go mate? what u up to now?
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Ben Macgillivray11/29/08girls leaving underwear at your house eh? and hospitality? that what the kids are calling it these days?
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11/24/08
Laura
Mr Burke! I think I left my socks drying on your kitchen radiator. I do quite like those socks, even if they are only plain black ones, but I suppose you can wear them if you like...and if they fit. Think there may also be some kirbie grips lying around that are mine too so you can use them to keep your fringe out your eyes. Thank you for your hospitality. See you soon xxx
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Chris Wragg11/18/08happy birthday!!! hope u hav a good day and aren't stuck in the lab.
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11/18/08
Caroline Reid
happy shitting birthday burkeykins... hope your getting obscenely trashed... your gonna go wild over this present from cuntorama....
XXX
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Ben Macgillivray11/12/08right sound. may just hotel it depending on how cramped it is and how drunk i get, but we'll see. apparently colin is trying to gay out.not gonna happen.
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Ben Macgillivray11/11/08no plans. nowhere to crash. gonna sort me out?x
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here is a picture i drawed for your, chris.. its a willy.
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