Read This

ONE 1

W.A.K.E U.P
There is NO SUCH THING as a Bebo tracker.
It does NOT exist So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt!!

TWO 2

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE 3

Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a fucking mongoloid.

FOUR 4

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE 5

Quit fucking crying
b/c you're not on someones top 16.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!

SIX 6

Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

SEVEN 7

Little 6th graders who have Bebo
and look like sluts,go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT 8

If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE 9

I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN 10

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON

Read This..It's Sweet and So True <3



1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]

2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her]

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
[It makes her feel like you really love her.]

4. Cuddle with her.
[She'll feel like your there for her]

5. Hug her from behind
[It makes her feel special]

6. Write little notes.
[She smiles. They're cute; The end]

7. Compliment her Honestly.
[No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her]

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
[It makes her feel wanted]

9. Be super sweet to her.
[All girls like a super sweet guy]

10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
[She'll go to bed with a smile]

11. Comfort her when she cries.
[She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her]

12.Wipe away her tears
[It'll show you'll always be there]

13. Love her with all your heart.
[Not with your brain... or your dick]

14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).

15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
[Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman]

16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her
[& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her]

17. Take her for a long walk at night!
[She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.]

18. When it's cold outside hold her close
[You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms]

19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep
[This just feels good HAHA!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}

NOW:

Is your hair up?
Nope

Is your phone right beside you?
Its in my bra

Do you have a b/f g/f ?
Nope

Do you wish you were somewhere else?
Yep

Do you have plans for tonight?
Sleeping

Are you wearing makeup?
nope

Are you wearing chapstick?
Nope

Are you cold?
nope

Are you tired?
No i only just got up and its 5 past 3!

Are you excited?
nope

Are you wearing pajamas?
Nope

Who's the last person you IMed?
cant remember it was so long ago!

Who's the last person that called you?
Stephi

PAST
Anything you regret?
yep

Ever lied?
Yea

Ever stuck gum under a desk?
yes

Ever spit at someone?
No yuk!

Ever kick something living?
haha a person yea!

Ever had your nails done?
once

Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?
yeah

LAST WEEK
Had any plans last week?
Christmas!!!!

Who did you see most last week?
my family

Was last week interesting?
yes, yes it was


TODAY
Have you cursed?
Nope its a new yrs resolution not to

Have you yelled at someone?
No

Have you gotten mad at someone?
no

Have you cried?
nope

Have you called more than 3 people?
nope

Have you eaten anything gross?
nope

SPILL YOUR GUTS
Q. First thing you did this morning?
A. had a shower

Q. Last thing you ate?
A. A maltesar

Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
A. getting paid and seeing friends again

Q. What's annoying you right now?
A. My neck hurts. And im lonely

Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
A. i really dont know it depends on the circumstances

Q. Where is the last place you went?
A. Aarons house

Q. Who is the last person you called?
A. My Mum - haha how sad is that?!

Q. Been cheated on?
A. Yes

Q. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A. no. God is

Q. Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)?
A. love

Q. Do you wish on stars?
A. i pray on stars too jo!

Q. Does it work?
A. well, praying on stars doesnt work but praying to god does

Q: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A: Nope lol

Q. When did you last cry?
A. New years eve

Q. Do you like your handwriting?
A. I do actually

Q. Are you a friendly person?
A. I hope so!

Q. Are you keeping a secret from the world?
A. dnt think so

Q. What color shirt are you wearing?
A. pink

Q. Do you have any pets?
A. yep, 5 cats, a guinea pig and a hamster

Q. What is the color of your bedsheets?
A. Its the little mermaid! hehe

Q. What were you doing at 9 last night?
A. Watching Jingle all the way

Q. Last person you talked to?
A. My sister i think

Q. When is the last time you saw your dad?
A. Earlier today. He's downstairs

Q. Look to your left:
A. ok

Q. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A. hasnt everyone?

Q. Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
A. yep

Q. Song that makes you cry?
A. lots do!

Q. Are you a normally happy person?
A. yes i think so

Q. Is your self-esteem low?
A. ummm, yes but nobody knows that! (sshhhh)

Q. What color are your eyes?
A. blue