1) Each player shall furnish his own equipmaent for play, normally one club and two balls.

2) Course played on must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3) Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4) For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness befoore play begins.

5) Course owners reserve the right to resttrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6) The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again!

7) It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experianced player will take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

Cool players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played on or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9) Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear along, just in case.

Some crazy fun for all of you...........

Only in Britain....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

Only in Britain....do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!!!

Only in Britain....Do banks leave both front doors open and chain the pens to the counters...

Only in Britain....Do we leave our expensive cars in the driveway and lock all the junk in our garage...

and now some crazy (true) facts for you...........

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongues...

56 Brits were injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers...

31 Brits have died since 96 by watering their christamas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in...

19 Britains have died in the last 3 years believing that christmas decorations were chocolate

British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year in cracker pulling incidents...

18 Brits had serious burns by trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth...

543 Brits were admitted to A&E last year after opening bottles of beer with their teeth...

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars...

and finally.......In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet!!!!!!!