Joelly went to London
And he licked a rat
Then he went to Switzerland
And befriended a dead cat
Joelly went to France
And kissed a frog
Then he went to Germany
And ate an old dog
Joelly went to Italy
And he stole a car
Then he drove it to Japan
Where he snogged an old Grandpa
Joelly went to China town
And drank lots of tea
Then he went to Australia
And desperately needed a wee
Joelly went to Scotland
And met a drunken creep
Then he went to Wales
And had sexual relations with a sheep
Joelly went to Ireland
To find Mr Gore
Then he went to Africa
Where he saw Dan kissing a boar
Joelly went to America
And got stopped at the border
Then he got to Mexico
And made the world’s largest sombrero order
Joelly went to Iceland
And got a grass stain
Then he went to Greenland
And got sick on the plane
Joelly went to Portugal
Instead of to Berlin
He wanted to buy a trampoline
But got stuck with a violin
Joelly went to Jamaica
Where he got really high
Then he went to new Zealand
Where he mourned Danny bye bye
Joelly went to Spain
Where he got skin cancer
He then went to Azerbaijan
Where he went to a bar and saw Alex with an exotic dancer
Joelly went to Brazil
Where he got the wax
He then went to Argentina
And he bought a sax
Joelly went to Poland
Where he found a shoe
Then he went to Finland
And soiled himself with poo
Joelly went to Hong Kong
To clean himself up
He moved onto Iran
Where they shot through his cup
Joelly went to Russia
To learn about the past
But he impregnated a royal girl
And had to run away fast
Joelly went to Bulgaria
To live back Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
But he got in some trouble
And got an STD from a massive a gang bang
Joelly went to turkey
It was really really hot
Then he went to the north pole
And smoked lots of pot
Joelly arrived back at England
Where he sits today
Doing his English Lit work
Which he finds rather gay

A poem by Kerrie with help from Fannychops

SWOOSH

was amazing
thank you kirsty!!
and to those who didnt come...
OO STICK YOU, YA MUMMA TOO....
(oh inside joke! ouch)
haha
great day! so many memories...



ps

FUCK GEORGE.