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Went to vet had a lovely piss all over the floor

Got injection Shit all over floor

Got another injection Shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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Got final injection dead in a second

What a way to go guys lol

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…WHY? Do I point at my crotch when I say I am going to the toilet?
2. People who can be bothered to get off their arses and search the whole room for the remotes because they refuse to walk over to the Tv and do it manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too” FLIPPING RIGHT! What use is a cake if you can’t eat it!
4. When people say “Its always the last place you look”…Of course it is... why the hell would I keep looking for it if I had already found it?? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film “Did you see that?” No sure!!! I just paid 10 quid to come into the cinema so I could stare at the flipping floor!
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”… didn’t really give me a choice there did you sunshine!
7. When something is new and improved!... Which is it? If its new then there’s never been anything before it. If its an improvement then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say “Life is short!” What the hell!!! Life is the longest damn thing any1 ever does! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When your waiting for the bus and somebody asks “has the bus come yet?” If the bus had came would I still be standing there you prat!
10. People who say things like “my eyes aren’t what they used to be!” What did they used to be! Ears? Welly Boots?
11. When your eating something and somebody asks “Is that nice?”… NOOOO its really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate.
12. When people announce that their going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
13. Mc Donalds staff who pretend they don’t understand you if you don’t insert the “Mc” before the item you are ordering… It has to be a MC chicken burger, just a chicken burger gets a blank look. Well ill have a MC straw and jam it in your MC eyes you MC tosser!!
14. When your involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yea fine thanks, ill just pick up my limbs and be off!