"If You Get Over 50 You're A Bad Influence

1. Smoked
2. Consumed Alcohol
3. Slept In The Same Bed With Someone Of The Opposite Sex
4. Slept In The Same Bed With Someone Of The Same Sex
5. Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex
6. Had Sex
7. Had Someone In Your Room Other Than Family
8. Watched Porn
9. Bought Porn
10. Done Drugs
TOTAL:8

1. Taken Painkillers
2. Taken Someone Else's Prescription Medicine
3. Lied To Your Parents
4. Lied To A Friend
5. Snuck Out Of The House
6. Done Something Illegal
7. Cut Yourself
8. Hurt Someone
9. Wished Someone To Die
10. Seen Someone Die
TOTAL:8

1. Missed Curfew
2. Stayed Out All Night
3. Eaten A Carton Of Ice Cream By Yourself
4. Been To A Therapist
5. Been To Rehab
6. Dyed Your Hair
7. Received A Ticket
8. Been In A Car Accident
9. Been To A Club
10. Been To A Bar
T0TAL:6

1. Been To A Wild Party
2. Seen The Mardi Gras
3. Drank More Than Four Beers In A Night
4. Had A Spring Break In Florida
5. Sniffed Anything
6. Wore Black Nail Polish
7. Wore A Wrist Band
8. Wore t-shirts With Band Names
9. Listen To Rap
10. Owned A 50 Cent CD
TOTAL:8

1. Dressed Gothic
2. Dressed Prep
3. Dressed Punk
4. Dressed Grunge
5. Stole Something
6. Been Too Drunk To Remember Anything
7. Blacked Out
8. Fainted
9. Had A Crush On Your Neighbour
10. Had Someone Sneak Into Your Room
TOTAL:6

1. Snuck Into Someone Else's Room
2. Had A Crush On A Good Friend
3. Been To A Concert
4. Humped Someone
5. Been Called A Slut
6. Called Someone A Slut
7. Installed Speakers In Your Car
8. Broken A Mirror
9. Showered At Someone Of The Opposites Sex's House
10. Brushed Your Teeth With Someone Else's Toothbrush
TOTAL:6

1. Consider/Considered Ludacris Your Favorite Rapper
2. Seen An R-Rated Movie
3. Cruised The Mall
4. Skipped School
5. Had Surgery
6. Had An Injury
7. Gone To Court
8. Walked Out Of A Restaraunt Without Paying
9. Caught Something On Fire
10. Lied About Your Age
TOTAL:8

1. Owned An Apartment
2. Broke The Law In The Police's Presence
3. Cheated With Someone
4. Got In Trouble With The Police
5. Talked To A Stranger
6. Hugged A Stranger
7. Kissed A Stranger
8. Rode In A Car With A Stranger
9. Harrassed Somebody
10. Verbally Harrassed Somebody
TOTAL:6

1. Met Face-To-Face With Someone You Met Online
2. Stayed Online For 12 Hours Straight
3. Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours Straight
4. Watched TV For 12 Hours Straight
5. Been To A Fair
6. Been Called A Bad Influence
7. Drank And Drove
8. Prank-Called Someone
9. Laid On A Couch With Someone Of The Opposite Sex
10. Been Cheated On
TOTAL:7

1. Cheated On Homework
2. Held Hands With Someone Of The Same Sex
3. Been Pushed Into A Pool
4. Played Pool
5. Watched 5 Hours Of MTV Straight
6. Had A Crush On Someone 5 Years Older Than You
7. Had A Crush On Someone Younger Than You
8. Worn Eyeliner
9. Skinny-Dipped
10. Laughed At A Retarded Person In A Wheelchair
TOTAL:9

TOTAL:72

My boyfriend ---- it depends on how i feel
My girlfriend -----Clare
My enemy -----sara lol
My mammy -----ethna
My daddy -----richie
My husband--- ????
My wife----- jenny
My evil twin ----conor
My fairy godmother---- Christine
My fairy godfather ---- Shane G
My big bro----- emmet
My little brother----- callum
My big sister----- alice (DUH)
My little sister----- aisling
My cousin-----stephen
My whore ---- christine
My bitch ----caoimhe
My hottie --- sive !
My partner in crime --- padric
My daughter-----???
My son----- ???
My sexual lover---- cant tell LOL
My lil chicken------ Clare c
My best bud.1---serena
My best bud.2---caoimhe
My pet ---- ben
My Girlfriend's Boyfriend ---- S.V.S
My other best buds ----- maeve clare.h clare.c amy !!!! so many more
My bit on the side----- maeve
My other bit on the other side--- clare.c
My nephew-----??
My guardian----- stephan
My problem solver----- MONEY !!
My Sex slave----- S.V.S
My Fluffy handcufs--- dont know
My sweetheart----- Maeve
My lil cutie pie----maeve
My stalker ------- conor
My hot admirer----- eugene
My cleaner----- serena
My silly sausage ---- christine
My other half ---- aideen
My fave person in d world ---- my mammy
My goth ---- clare
My rocker ---- eugene
My Pimp ---- eugene
My Anorexic Bitch ---- christine
My Darling ---- becki.h
My Crazy Lady ---- niall
My Lil Pervert ---- david
My dude ------eugene
My superSTAR -----niall
My flirty friend ---sive
My dancing bud ---- Johnathan LOL (joke)
My sex bomb ----sive
My gay bestfrend ---- defo sive!!
My drama queen ---- serena
My Coach!! --- serena
My drinkin buddy ---irene
My hitman ---Francis

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM.

11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Stutter on the letter "p."

16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented.

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

23. Change your accent every three seconds.

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Rent a pizza.

29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.

30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of
relief.

31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i"
sound.

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

36. Imitate the order taker's voice.

37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

39. Play a sitar in the background.

40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

42. Ask to see a menu.

43. Quote Carl Sandberg.

44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.

45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"

50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.

52. Ask what their phone number is. H