DEAN FREEMAN R.I.P


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Yo Mama Jokes!!! Read em..Hilarious!!!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

"Hello, is this the Garda?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor paddy murphy! He is hiding hash inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Garda descend on paddys house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no hash. They swore at paddy and left. The phone rings at paddys house. story, paddy! Did the Garda come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

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Did you hear about the stoners that locked their keys in the car ? It took them two hours to get out.

Q.What do you call a Garda with an ounce of the best shit around?
A.A Garda that just Nicked me.

Q. How do you get a one armed hippie out of a tree ?
A. You pass him a joint.

Q. What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs ?
A. Double jointed.

Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other i sure wish i could do that. The other stoner says you better get to know him better first.

Q. How do fish party ?
A. Seaweed.

Q. Hear about the stoner who put his condom on backwards ?
A. He went.

Q. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
A. When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

Stoner Pick-up Line: Hey i have a 9 inch joint.

You might be a stoner if your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

There is a thin line between love and hate. Its starts about halfway through the joint.

Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of good pot.

Q. What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner ?
A. The drunk will drive through a stop sign while the stoner will wait for it to turn green.

Q. Why did the pot head plant cheerios ?
A: He thought they were donut seeds.

Two stoners were walking and saw a fly on a pile of crap. One stoner says to the other- Wow he had to go bad.

Q. What do you call tokin' a doobie with your friends?

A. A joint effort.

Q. What's the difference between a Garda car and a porcupine?

A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Q. What did the stoner's wife say to him before he left for the show?

A. Doobie careful.

Q.What is a Stoner's Favorite kinda Car?

A Blazer

Q.Why did the pothead cross the road?

A.Who else would follow a chicken.


Q.Stoners definition of desperate?

A.Resin.


Q.What do you call someone who says they can remember what they did at Woodstock?

A.A liar.

Two blondes are getting wasted at a party. "I think you had enough," one says to the other. "Your face is getting blurry!"

What do you call a pothead in a suit? a defendant.
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A hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"
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So two potheads have been charged with possession :-( and both plead "no contest." The judge decides to be lenient on them and not give them any time if they spend the next 24 hours reforming evil drug users. (Must have been a first offense.) They return to the courthouse the next day and the judge asks them how many people they've gotten off drugs. The first guy says, "Twenty-four!" "Amazing," says Hizzoner, since that's about 12,000 times better than the statistics. "How'd you do it?" "Simple," says the head. "I just show them: 'O' - This is y