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- from My room,Brighton(hove actually),East Sussex, England, Europe, The world, The milkyway, The universe.
- I am Single
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- Member since: April 2005
- Last active: Jun 7
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- Me, Myself, and I
i love food
i love sleep
i love drink
i love sitting outside borders for no fucking reason
i love hating everyone
i love drumming
i love your mum
most of all....i love subway.
i dont play games, so dont play them with me
msn is over there ========>>>
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If you aren't a friend you cant comment because of those random people spamming me with "watch my fucking web cam" Add me instead!!!!
I wanna be in a band and am a drummer...give me a shout! even if you just wanna have a marmalade!
- The Other Half Of Me
My co-cupper...you could call him my a-cup-lice!
its new so if you have my old one add this as well.
- 1) pulp fiction 2) Shaun of the dead 3) Goodfellas 4) reservoir dogs...after those, fight club, Kill bill, godfather, ghostbusters, sin city, montypython, boon dock saints, 300, chasing amy, mall rats, clerks, domino, pirates films, lord of the rings?, star wars? (come one, it is cool...open your eyes! i have 4 things to say to you. R. 2. D. 2.), scarface?, donny darko, loads of stuff. Freddie got fingered is such a fucking mental movie...seriously...hes a nut head.
- Its all the rage apparently...i havent a clue what to do with it but apparently if i put a link here you can add me...
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with your mind
- I Love...
- My best friends.
Sergio...probably the only person who understands anything i say or indeed finds any of it funny! :?
Becci...probably the person who understands the least of what i say but smiles anyway
Alex...probably the person understands half what i say, but gets violent anyway
I care about other people, i rarely show it, in fact, im rude, and im a jerk....but if you can't see it for the joke it is, you need to lighten up you fuck faced shit twats
- I feel i should write something about food...i do eat alot of the stuff. lets see here... *rummages in fridge* ok, heres what i like: Biscuits (ginger nuts, fig rolls, jaffa cakes), fish fingers, cucumber and peas (much to pannas dissatisfaction), Chicken fri rii (only when said like its spelt there!!!), egg and cress sandwiches, white chocolate (no, im not being racist, although saying that...im ashamed to say i dont like dark chocolate...maybe its some kind of underlying hate thing i have? i mean...who like black toast? and why am i proving my own point against myself?) ANYWAYS! where was i? oh yeah, pizza (but i don't like it over complicated, margharita will do just fine thanks), pasta, fajitas?, your mum, cheese, toast (peanut butter of the crunchy variety and nutella floats my boat), sweets (LOVE SNICKERS, hate dolly mixtures ), Most fizzy drinks ( i have about 2 litres a day...healthy i know), mashed potatoe, mcdonalds double cheese burgers and chips
- (food continued)
- mcdonalds breakfast *slobbers*, sausage rolls, pains au choclat, jam, honey, apples, rice?, chips, hot dogs, ketchup, jelly, ice cream (mr whippy with a flake please sir), fish and chips (chips is being mentioned alot?), saus (long story short, saus but with age at the end. sausage. its like when you add "age" to the end of random words eg love-age, cheese-age, mug-age. saus-age. i rest my case) ummm...what else do i like....? PRINGLES! ...did i not say?? i love panna-cakes as well...especially with maple syrup on and stuff tashty stuffs!!
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on the 12th day of xmas my girlfriend gave to me:
a nodding dog called church-hill
Wacko jacko's baby
john leslie's kisses
ozzy osbourne's missus
pop star rivals fighting
fire fighters striking
angus deaton cheating
NANCY, SVEN and DORIE! cha cha cha
a david brent joke
serena william's bum
david seaman's boobs
and an invite to a michael barrymore - ORH GEEEE!
1 Comment 284 weeks
:. fun+mug=fucking mug
multiply it out
for every 1 fun
you get 7 fucking
you love it.
0 Comments 296 weeks
There's towns like Bathgate. Basically scientists have found cave paintings in Bath-gate dating back to the 1960's. You know the whole reason people moved inland to towns like bath-gate, falkirk mother-well etc, was to get away from the vikings. because they were being pillaged, so they moved inland to towns like bath-gate to avoid being raped. What a fucking irony.
You know Scotland is like the world epicenter of global warming. And we don't even care. cos it means we get to sit in our mountains and watch the fucking english drown!
Comedians are sort of semi autistic, we go out, make people laugh and then pretty much go home and curl up in a ball in a freezing shower and have 2 hours of crippling self doubt.
Is it because he didn't want lindford Christie at the opening ceremony as any black man seen sprinting in London will be shot dead by the police.
the Scottish have alot of interest in the Olympics...i think we're doing the catering or something?
Sven Goran Erikson has been experimenting and one of the things he's come up with is peter crouch. which is sort of something between a man and a ladder. i don't know why he has to do a robotic dance to look weird, he already looks across between a terminally ill schoolboy and a flamingo.
There's all this controversy about gay adoption. id have loved to have a gay dad. you remember at school "oh my dad'll batter your dad" LISTEN! my dad will shag your dad. And your dad'll enjoy it!
2 Comments 298 weeks