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Jamie McCoy
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- ah safe bruv
- Me, Myself, and I
- I skate, trampoline, and I eat.
"I once saw a man hanging from a cliff. The brink was crumbling beneath his fingers, and the only thing near enough to grasp was a tuft of grass, a few long blades with roots barely clinging to the rock. The only chance he had of climbing back up on the cliff. So he grabbed it. He had to know it would pull free."
- The Other Half Of Me
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i think seb is wonderful ((:
- what d'you think?
- "A man, he'll cheat you - but he'll do it honestly. He'll use loaded dice, so that you think you're losing by chance. And if you aren't clever enough to spot what he's doing, then maybe he deserves to take your coin. And that's that. A woman, though, she'll sit down to that same game and she'll smile, and act like she's going to play. Only when it's her turn to throw, she'll toss a pair of her own dice that are blank on all six sides. Not a single pip showing. She'll inspect the throw, then she'll look up at you and say, 'clearly I just won.' Now, you'll scratch your head and look at the dice. Then you'll look up at her, then down at the dice again 'But there aren't any pips on these dice' you'll say.
'Yes there are, ' she'll say. 'And both dice rolled a one.'
'That's exactly the number you need to win, ' you'll say.
'What a coincidence, ' she'll reply, then begin to scoop up your coins. And you'll sit there, trying to wrap your head 'bout what just happened. And you'll realise something. A pair of ones isn't the winning throw! Not when you threw a six on your turn. That means she needed a pair of twos instead! Excitedly you'll explain what you've discovered. Only then do you know what she'll do? Then she'll reach over and rub the blank faces of her dice. And then, with a perfectly straight face, she'll say, 'I'm sorry. There was a spot of dirt on the dice. Clearly you'll see they actually came up as twos!' And she'll believe it. She'll bloody believe it! Only that's not the end of it!
She scoops up all of your coins. And then every other wonam in the room will come over and congratulate her on throwing that pair of twos! The more you complain, the more those bloody women will join in the argument. You'll be outnumbered in a moment, and each of those women will explain to you how those dice clearly read twos, and how you really need to stop behaving like a child. Every single flaming one of them will see the twos! even the prudish woman who has hated your woman from birth - since your woman's granny stole the other woman's granny's honeycake recipe when they were both maids - that woman will side against you. By the time they're done, you'll be left with no coin, several lists worth of errands to run and what clothing to wear and a splitting headache. You'll sit there and stare at the table and begin to wonder, just maybe, if those dice didn't read twos after all. If only to preserve what's left of your sanity. That's what it's like to reason with a woman, I tell you." - Music
- REM, metallica, dizzee rascal, 2pac, dmx, limp bizkit, a7x, kanye west, U2, the feeling, the calling, r.kelly, neyo, pantera, celine dion, nightwish. basically whatever
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My result is: Realistic
You don't care. That is simply it. You don't care about anything. You believe what you want and you believe that people should believe what they want. You are independent and can show different emotions. You are a multiply character and you tend to stress. You stick with reality and do well in classes. You make the best of life and feel that you could do better in other parts. You are well known and accept who you are but there are times when you think, 'What am I doing'. You tend to take things one at a time. You stick to reality
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Hello Jam. Yes this is happening. Just realised your whole profile is basically WOT (apart from Seb who for some reason reminds me of a trolloc). Respect bro, this WOT appreciation pleases me.
Also your profile is black, for shade?
Peace out and ting.
I wish to take this moment And solemnly -DEEP BREATH- Laugh in secret at your dp hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha hokaypokay I'm done
lol....you need to add me on Facebook! Heres my profile http://goo.gl/ZausK
Glad to hear it (: im alright ta. Oh cool ashford too (: x
Heloo, just came across your profile in my friends list so thought i would stop by (: you alright?? where you from?? ♥
MY OTHER HALF ON BEBO this is just like old times........ and they still have the "luv"
heyy i'm good thankies and yourself? and ermmmm i dont think so i've just seen you around town lolz luv>XxX_Meow_XxX
hayyyy hunni
arrr wubu2 u wrkin on sat? scrotum 
yeaaaaaa
georgia_333@hotmail.co.uk lol xxx
jammmmm!!!!! u ok arrrr we need 2 meet up!!!!!! love you loads XD scrotum!!!!
660 XD
hehe i have seven now. gettin
xxx
i loveeeeeeee you,i'll text you laterrrr xxxx
Thats is perfectly fine, cause i was in america
yeah i cant remember what we were talking about either aha! yeah america was good thanks, atm im okk, bit tired and all that. jet lag sucks ! yarr my msn is lyds_t@hotmail.co.uk, whats yourss love love love
im awsome thanks wubu2 x loves ox
hello my names georgia im 15
now you kno me 
im good thank you wbu? loveee back 
xxx
im not sure if i kno you
but Heyyyyy 
i love jamie (:
JAM, i remebered you ow me a sweetie for that!! hahah and ways how are you ? loves ox
JAMIE.