Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was
the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man
behind him.The white man said,"Colored people are not allowed here."
The Hispanic man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"listen Pendejo....when i was born,i was BROWN,"
"When i grew up,i was BROWN,"
"When i'm sick, i'm BROWN,"
"When i go in the sun,i'm BROWN,"
"When I'm cold,i'm BROWN,"
"When i die, i'll be BROWN."


But you pendejo...."



"When you're born,you're pink,"
"When you grow up, you're white,"
"When you're sick,you're green,"
"When you go in the sun,you turn red,"
"When you're cold,you turn blue,"
"And when you die,you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"Chinga tu madre,puto!!

NEveR SAY I lOve u
If U REALY DOn't carE
NeVER tALK AbouT FEeLINgs
iF THERe aREn"T reAlLy THErE
NeVEr hoLd MY HaND
If U ganna BrEAk My HEArT
NEVER SAY UR GOINT TO If u dON't pLan tO StArT
nEvEr lOoK InTo mY EYeS
if alL U DO Is lIe
neVeR Say hI!
IF u reaLLy meaN good bYe
if u rEaLlY MeAn FOrEeVEr
ThEN Say U WiLl TrY
nEvEr say fOrEevEr
cuz forever makes me cry