1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

4. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

5. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

6. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

7. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

8. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

9. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

10. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

11. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

12.let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like drinkin beer.

13. f you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

14. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

15. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

16. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

17. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

18. emember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

19. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny

1. Your Name:


2. Age:


3. Favorite position (s)?


4. Do you think i'm hot?


5. Would you have sex with me?


6. lights on or off?


7. Would you have to be drunk?


8. Would you take a shower with me?


9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?


10. Would you leave after or stay the night?


11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?


12. Condom or skin?


13. Do you give Oral pleasures?


14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?


15. Have sex on the first date?


16. Would you kiss me during sex?


17. Do you think I would be good in bed?


18. Three sum?


20. How many times would you like to cum?


21. Would you use me as a booty call?


21. Can I use you as a booty call?


22. Do you like fore play?


23. What is fore play to you?


24. Can we take pictures of the act?


25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you wisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
16. Would u want me to go fast or slow?
17. Where would u wanna "do it" at?
18 Would u be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i licked you?
20. Would you do it 2day?
21. Would you do it 2morrow?
22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?