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Euan MacKenzie

It's begining to look a lot like christmas...

11/11/09 | me too! | Reply

Euan MacKenzie
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  • Male, 26, Luv 100
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  • Member since: April 2005
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About Me

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As much use as Anne Frank's Drum Kit
Me, Myself, and I
In light of the recent changes made to the "NEW improoved" Killin public bar, I Emporar Euan have decided to VETO the plans for world domination to an extent. The Killin Hotel Casino Tower will now stand on main street unused. This will make way for our new Stratagey know as THE TUBE. The Tube will be our base for taking over the world and will be situated in my back Garden and beyond. The entrance will be through my shed located at my back door. Through the entrance will be plush long winding stairs leading to the underground lairs situated beneath Nobbys house. Using the same ideas as The Killin Hotel Casino Tower, The Tube will include a gift shop in the lobby area, multiple bars on the ground, 2nd and 3rd floors within a club like area, 3 different styles of casinos named Kilreny, Lava and Paddys. On the lower floors will be 300 hotel rooms, swimming pool and Gym area.

These plans will be put into place when we have the money

To Donate, please call: 0800820693

EMPORAR EUAN
My Life and I
I thought this was the perfect place to create my autobiography. It's been on my mind for a while now, to begin the everlasting biography of yours truly. Born and bred in the wonderful mysterious Killin. Have had many adventures on my path of enlightenmint. Strangly, my latest path led me for a cup of tea! Zordon has been my guide since time began. He's the Gandalf of Killin, and can be found in the playground, from the gates take12 paces west, 3 north-west, 2 right, 6 south turn around and your there! If by chance your standing on the main road, move, theres a car coming.......
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Dont worry bout it, Not a problem, Carry on. Get over yourself. Your trippin. Thats wide. For f*** sake. Jesus Crist. Cant believe I just said that? Really? Get on with it. It's Morphin' Time. . . . . .Dragonzord, Mastadon, Pteridactal, Triceratops, Saber-tooth Tiger, Tyranasaurus! Thats nothing. Today might just be the day.
Sports
Preferably Polo. It is the best. Nothing like a good auld wild game of Polo.
Scared Of
Myself. The Shredder. Darth Vader. Harry Potter. Mumra. Jack Bauer. Jaffar. Skelator. Lord Zedd and Rita. Jackie Chan. Suicde Bombers. Ghosts. Dwarfs from Lord of the rings. Saw. Hippys. The homeless (Mainly) And all the other regular things you get in Killin
Best show out there.....
E.P. The show created by the 2 genious' of this century. Sir Euan MacKenzie and Sir Peter Campbell. Good form Peter, good form.
Best day of my life........
Well so far there has been manys a day I could call the best..........probably July 23rd 2002
Cant wait for.......
The year 2781. R u crazy??? Wha Choo Takin' Bout Willis?????

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    • Congratulations to all who took part in the ULTAMITE PUB QUIZ 2007, the results are as follows......

      LEAGUE TABLE

      Scores out of 300%

      1st CHRIS KINNAIRD 208%

      2nd Gregor MacKenzie 205%
      3rd Graham Buchanan (2006 winner) 204%
      4th Rory Syme 197%
      5th Colin Woods 188%
      6th James Stewart 185%
      7th Peter Campbell 177%
      8th Ryan Douglas 158%
      9th Dave Stewart 122%
      10th Iain Campbell 98%
      11th Mickey McPartland 96%

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      12th Lee Douglas N/R 96%
      13th Lauren McCallum N/R 76%
      14th Charlotte Morris N/R 53%
      15th Thomas Peden N/R 43%
      16th Gillian Smith N/R 40%
      17th Fiona and Tina Campbell N/R 16%

      N/R = No return

      There were NO DISQUALIFICATIONS this year

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      1st GRAHAM BUCHANAN 72%

      2nd Rory Syme 64%
      3rd Kathleen Gaylor (Nobby) 60%
      4th James Stewart 56%
      5th Gregor MacKenzie 52%
      6th Lee Douglas 48%
      7th Iain Campbell 44%
      -th Jonny Campbell 44%
      9th Chris Kinnaird 40%
      10th Peter Campbell 36%
      11th Ryan Douglas 24%
      --th Colin Woods 24%
      13th David Stewart 16%
      --th Mikey Mcpartland 16%

      DISQUALIFIED

      Catriona Macaskill 100%
      Kathleen Mcrae 96%
      Clair Neill 88%

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    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      Have my love!

      7/6/12
    • Ashley Paterson
      luv Ashley Paterson

      I havnt been on here in over a year lol forgot about this place i love u too btw xxx

      3/29/11
    • The E.P Show
      The E.P Show

      Oh, and you should definitely sell your story about unearthing Fritzl's Freezer to the Sun. If Robert "Psycho Bob" Foley can fabricate a story I'm sure they'll eat this one up...

      5/3/10
    • The E.P Show
      The E.P Show

      Proof That 'Die Hard' is the Poor Man's 'Home Alone': http://www.cracked.com/funny-4445-ho...

      5/3/10
    • Maddy
      Maddy

      Aurite Dude Hows It Going....? :D :D We Are Going Paintballing On Sunday For Alex's 21st Birthday.... :D :D Do U Want To Come...? A Need To Know By The End Of Today Coz Av Gotta Pay £7.50 Per Person (If Your Coming Could You Give Me The £7.50 The Day As We Have Gotta Pay It By Tonight) Then U Buy Ur Paintballs And Mad Grenades And Aw That Wen We Get There!! We Are Getting A Bus And Paintballing From 12 - 4 Then Going For A Pizza Hut!! :D :D Let Me Know ASAP Would Be Good If You Could Be There... Alex Wants Everyone There :D :D Xx

      10/19/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      hahahhaaaaha. i remember you going on about that now. forgot about that hahaa. bad times!! xxxxxxxxxxx

      10/5/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      are you working sunday friend? golf? xxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8/28/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      Jilliaan Laurence

      aww grate i just wrote you a big comment & it deleted. MILK,MILK! hahaa what crazzzy kidos. you could do it on the tanoy when you get it. ur birthday..we have a month to plan..altho im thiking we have to get some sort of alchol in theree. what about my birthday? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8/17/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      did you have any kids peeeing on the floor at ur work today? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8/17/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      ah whatever. euan you killed him end of. i lovee ur display pic. its bringing back memorys. saturdayss just around the corner.. 2days.. i hope you are perparing. 7oclock start for me.. when you starting ? 2? ahaha.. dinner at mine? i will cook you pizza!? but you beter eat it. xxxxxxxx

      8/13/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      right you.. i got the results to kevs post mortum and the cause was.. being woken up by euan phoning his owner (who sleeps in the same room as him) at 3 in the morning. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8/12/09
    • Mad Hank
      Mad Hank

      i think i'll b at the pub this friday ngt r u gona b there

      8/4/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      hahaaa. i had like a 15minuit voicemail of you singing! wooooooo killin foooking show. cuming to mine drunk for dinner again? which your too drunk to eat. our songs are let downs.. they just have to come along on the night.. planned things NEVER happen with us! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s merry christmas.

      8/3/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      i agree with rach.. i was sleeping in the same room as my fish when you decided to phone me! not amused.

      8/3/09
    • Jilliaan Laurence
      luv Jilliaan Laurence

      oooyan. did ur mum give you the bag? the merry christmass bag? :L xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      7/29/09
    • Mad Hank
      Mad Hank

      i've got a few loose screw do u no of a man that could tighten them up

      7/28/09
    • Mad Hank
      Mad Hank

      i'm in love what do i do scratch ma balls

      7/28/09
    • Mad Hank
      Mad Hank

      i need 2 get out more often 2 the pud theres more doors 2 b opened yet BUT not 2 much i miss 2 much of the da crac i need more drink there all on me

      7/28/09