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stamp. my penny. Joe cummings would get it but i dont think he has bebo. STOP. A woman had a baby and the docter came in and said "iv got some bad news and some good news" the woman said "il have the bad news first". "Well" said the doctor "your son was born as a ginger" the woman screamed and cried for hours cursing the mutant hair. "Whats the good news? surely nothing could make this better!". the doctor said "your son is dead."

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    • haha little johnny

      Little Johnny, and a couple of his friends were walking home from school one
      warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they
      happened to look through a hole in the fence of one of the yards where a woman
      was sunbathing in the nude.

      As they looked through the hole, Johnny suddenly started to scream, left his
      friends and took off running for home.

      The next day, as the three boys came home again, they found the same hole in the
      fence and started to watch the woman. Again, after just a few minutes, Johnny
      started screaming and ran off quickly.

      On the third day, the boys were peeping into the hole in the fence again after
      school, when Johnny turned around and started to run again. But this time, Bill and
      Tommy grabbed him and demanded to know what was wrong.

      Johnny replied, "My mother told me that if I ever looked at a naked woman, I would
      turn to stone....And I started to feel a part of me getting awfully hard........"

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    • DIS IS JKS "WHAT I HATE!"

      WHAT I HATE:

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where
      the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
      manually.

      3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
      and eat it too".
      Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

      4.When people say "it's always the last place you
      look". Of course it is.
      Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their ass!

      5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 6.00 pound to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

      7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
      then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
      improvement, then there must have been something before it.

      8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck??
      Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

      9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks
      Has the bus come
      If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

      5 Comments 376 weeks

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