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Caluf!!!!!
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Caluf have relocated their greatness in a move to secure fame, fortune and unlimited numbers of goats. They can now be found at www.myspace.com/calufmusic
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Further News
Continuing Efforts At Strikeforce
The nation of Andyruville today further launched the attack on the nation of Kudos.
Andyru was unavailable to comment but his younger more blonde heir to the throne of Andyruville had this to say: 'Andyru was yesterday throttled with violent threats from el Capitane Scum William Jordan. He was told to 'surrender to the army of Kudos. Surrender only by disbanding Caluf, this is the last warning.'
Andyruville obviously dismissed this foolish attempt at intimidation becuase they launched an attack on the nation of Kudos at 18:52 this evening. Tremors were felt in the grounds of the diplomatic house of union and 'the Don' was pronounced dead at the scene.
This obviously is the first of many victories for the nation of proud Andyruville. With their main enemy gone they will soon be able to strike hard and fast towards Kudos' vast military army.
No surrender!1 Comment 353 weeks
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Battle Reports
Andyruville today released this statement: " Scott (the superfan), was seen to change sides in the ongoing war between Andyruville and Kudos. The nation of Andyruville has indeed lost a great and, we thought, loyal supporter. The comment from CEEjay to change sides was indeed a blatant attempt to spy on Kudos and bring it down from the inside, which was picked up by the Don. We do not wish to further comment at this time." Caluf will hold strong against the onslught from Kudos. We will never give up. Long live the Caluf!0 Comments 353 weeks
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Superfans
The award that is given for outstanding contributions in the field of excellence. To gain this award you must prove your worth to us. We will decide if you are satisfactory enough to join the allegiance of the superfan.
Here is the current list of the worthy few:
-Scott Semple6 Comments 358 weeks
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check out the new flashbox. all the crap that happens when we're together that you never wnated to hear. well now you can!
WE HAVE A REAL GIG! THE SPAM WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE PRESSURE!
yes a caluf christmas hit i hear it now........ (snow is falling, snow is falling, all around me, all around me. then a goat jumped on my head and bit off my ear. i shot him with a gun but ended up learning to fly in Jamaica.' ahhhhhhh how beautiful. lets ge tthinking.
caluf will go christmassy with a christmas hit
when did i say they could talk mr. fluffy?
all has been quiet on the caluf and andyruville front for the past month. we are not defeated i assure you. we have just been hatching the most ingenius of all plans that will shake the modern world. all will fall under our might.
Dam u!! and they were shot from a giant sling so ha u r beat the mr fluffy!!
Dead ducks that once carried bird flu hu r heading for the kudos nation 2 destroy it!!!!!
The Don believes. Mexicans who will not work for their keep. They cannot be tolerated. Especially fake Mexicans. How many wars have Mexico fought and won? The Don says none es-ai. Tho Don speaks. And forever will speak. The Don is alive. That you must realise.
i have returned to my flock
Caluf will stand strong as will Andyruville. Forever!!!!!
i hav failed u father