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- Me, Myself, and I
- why you should add me
uhh......i'll talk to anyone ......uh.......hmm..........
....this could take a while....uh......help?
and why not
i'll annoy you so much. i'll talk too much. tell you i'm fat & ugly no matter what you think. if you're a dude-i'll fall for you too easily. if you're a dudette-i'll trust you too easily. i'm sarcastic. i'll say something & you'll take it the wrong way & never speak to me again. i'll say the randomest things and you'll be like "wtf?" and wish you'd never added me.
so, add me at your peril
- The Other Half Of Me
best friend :]
- to doo;09
My Birthday;June 11th Take That;June 17th. Florida;June 26th. Prom;July 15th. Big Ponty;July 18th. Legoland & Chessington;August 8th&9th.Weymouth;August 15th. U2;August 22nd. Results;August 27th.James Morrison; November 25th. Lily Allen; December 11th. Paramore; December 14th
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Well thats what we do, we fight! You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch, and I tell you when your being a pain in the ass! Which you are..99% of the time. You have like, a two second rebound rate, then your back to doing the next pain-in-the ass thing. So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day
My life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason...then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliance and beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light, I couldn't see the stars anymore.
I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying 'My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' 'So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it.'
I went to see Metallica - yeah, 'tallica! - and I went to see them at Milton Keynes Bowl. They were being supported by Marilyn Manson - I love Marilyn, Brian? I love Brian, he's great. But anyway what he used to do to get the crowd going was just chant the name of the place over and over. So we were treated to this magnificent spectacle of this eight-foot freak, eyes different colours, wearing a rubber corset, down on one knee shouting 'MILTON KEEEEYNES'. Stay with me to the grave, that will.
[plays guitar] Milton Keynes! Satan's layby!
Lily Allen was expelled from five schools. At 14, she ran away to go to Glastonbury and she pushed pills in Ibiza. Well, I stole my brother's Care Bear, but I don't go on about it. And he's still looking for it. You square!
'Smack my bitch up' doesn't actually mean 'beat up my girlfriend.' It's actually just pimp slang for getting your act together. Similarly tonight, I'm going to set fire to some orphans and eat their charred remains - have a cup of tea and a bath!
Katy Perry also recorded the song: 'You're so gay'; it sounds homophobic, but of course, she's using the other 'fashionable' version of the word meaning: anything generally bad. Anyone who thinks that sounds offensive should just Jew off and just stop being so bloody black about it.
My problem, as people keep shouting out in the streets, is that I look like one of The Proclaimers. But then I grew a beard, and now everyone shouts 'pedophile'! Why do pedophiles always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?
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About Me (:
What's your full name: Carys Amber Lee
When your birthday: June 11th 1993
Where were you born: Caerphilly Miners
How many teeth have you got: i have no idea.
How long is your big toe: 19.5 inches
What is your favourite song: i have lots. i won't name them
How many contacts do you have on msn: i actually haven't counted :]
Do you have big eyebrows: Nahh not really :]
What deodrant do you use: Asda's own crap, coz I'm rolid an'ar.
Have You Ever (:
Licked your foot: Of course. C'mon, who hasn't?
Seen a blue cow: Yeah! On Story Makers! I'm childish.
Picked your nose and ate it: When I was like, 6. I was little, I have excuses.
Been sick on someone: Yeah. My daddy :] he deserved it
Been constipated: Not to my knowledge
Had sex: Oh yeah, coz it's my hobby.
Blew bubbles with your spit: Yeahh
Eaten a chilli: Hmmm, not that I know of..
Squeezed someones bum: yes because i'm a perv ahem. not.
Wearing: jeans & my "I Love The Hoff" t-shirt :]
Having: a rave
Doing: this bollocks blog
Located: Nan's house
Watching: The screen
Do you (:
Wipe your bum when you've been to the toilet: All the time. Guaranteed.
Kiss your mum & dad: I haven't in years :|
Give money to hobo's sat in the street: Sometimes
Masterbate: Oh yeah, who doesn't? ME.
Have nice knee's: Oh yes, they're the sexiest knees you may ever come across.
Watch porn: With Ellie.All the time
Drink milkshake: Ohhhh yes.
Who's the sexiest: Ellie. Obviously
Do you kiss your friends: Frequently.
Who have you known for the longest: God I can't remember. Hattie or something?
Who's your best friend: Ellie.
How tall are they: About 4ft 2
Do they have a nice bum: Ohhh yes.
Who's the funniest: Jamie or Nathan. Or both
Which animal reminds you of your best friend: A horse, coz her horse is ginger, just like her
How many friends have you got: About.....120000000000
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yup
What do you want to grow up to be: A Welsh teacher
Who do you love at the moment: Jamie
Love your mum & dad: When they're not nasty to me
Have animals if so, what: A beautiful doggy and slimy horrible fish.
Are you hairy: My arms are they're icky.
Funniest moment in your life: I have a lot.
Have you broken any bones: Nope, touch wood x]
Favourite film: Twilight, Seven Pounds, PS I Love You
Last Person Who (:
Felt your bum: my brother mpz.
Heard you fart: dunno
Looked at your boobs: Only one person has and ever will; ME.
Made you piss: Um, I did. It's an easy process where your bladder.....
Danced with you: Ioan
You kissed: Ioan.
Had a fight with: My mother.
Licked you: Ioan.
Do You (:
Have dimples: Yeah. They're icky. ¬.¬
Like marmite: Hell yeah. It's lush
Like kisses: Mhm.
Look at peoples bums when they walk: Yeah. Because I'm normal like tha ^o)
Have a poo everyday: No...
Shave your legs: When I feel like it
Have nightmares: Sometimes, not all the time.
Pop spots: I don't get them that often, but when I do..ATTACK!
Like the smell of your own farts: Nuh. They're buzzin
Shout at your mum: No, it's the other way round
What Do You Think Of (:
Arabs & packies: Mint. Absolutely stunning.
Sex: ...no comment
Michael Jackson: Rest In Peace dude.
Euthanasia: Wha's tha?
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