1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie cinema?
8. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
9. Tell me one interesting sexual fact about you?
10. Do you like to have fun at parties?
11. Do you think I'm hot?
12. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hour?
13. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
14. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
15. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you

A - You always want some action.
A - You always want some action.
R - You are a social butterfly.
O - You love foreplay
N - You can be very "FUN"

M - Success comes easily to you.
A - You always want some action.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
H - you have a very good personality and looks
E - You are popular with all types of people
W - You are very broad minded.

D - You have trouble trusting people.
I - love is something you deeply believe in
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
O - You love foreplay
N - You can be very "FUN"
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A - You always want some action.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people
C - You definitely have a partier side in you
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are popular with all types of people
F - Fake.
G - You are very friendly and undestanding
H - you have a very good personality and looks
I - love is something you deeply believe in
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things.
L - You are always smiling and making others smile.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You can be very "FUN"
O - You love foreplay
P - You are very friendly and understanding
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - People think you are sexy, especially your bf/gf
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - you usally r hella tight
V - you are not judgemental
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - you always make every experience Great
Z - You're uber cool

aaron dixon's 14 things I hate about everybody

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off