1) When ur driving and looking 4 an address y do u turn down the volume on the radio?

2)How can u hear urself think?

3)Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?

4)Y does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing?

5)Y is it called a building if its aleady built?

6)Y is d word abbreviate so long?

7)If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got?

If you died wit braces on would they take them off?

9)Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?

10)Do fish sleep?

11)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

12)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

13)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

14)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

15)Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

16)Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

17)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

1 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

19)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?

20)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?

21) Why do u have to click start to turn off ur computer?

22)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.

23)Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

24)What do you call male ballerinas?

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and
eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of
jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At
that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the
score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to
climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and
only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza,
but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about
his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations,
an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than
you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her
to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating, Curling, Men's
Gymnastics, Texas A&M women's golf or softball. Ever.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know

100 things about me....

1. Name: oisin
2. Nicknames: chair
3. Birthday: 23 august
4. Place of Birth:kerry
5. Zodiac sign:leo?? i tink
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: goin into 5rd yr
8. School:de sem
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: nearst place 2 pass out
11. bebo Screen Name: oisingael
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: black
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: greenish
15. Weight: 10 stone
16. Height;5.9
17. Braces?:no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: ya
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friends:cant remember
23. First Award:I dunno....
24. First Sport You Joined: football
25. First pet: amm dog
26. First Real Vacation: moraco
27. First Concert:???
28. First Love:cant remember

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: borat
30. TV programme: lost
31. Color: blue!
32. Rapper: all fagets
33. Band: korn
34. Song Right Now: amm before i forgot by slipknot
35. Friends: ye all kno hu ye r!!
36. Sweet:chocolate
37. Sport to Play:rugby
38. Restuarant:dunno!!
39. Favorite brand: no idea
40. Store: doesnt matter
41. School Subject: amm not sure
42. Animal: snake
43. Book: ehhh dont ave 1
44. Magazine: kerrang
45. Shoes: 1s 4 my feet

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Happy
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: mabe
49. Eating: no
50. Drinking: no
51. Typing: na not at all
52. Online?: duh r ya dat slow!!
53. Thinking About: puck fair
55. Wanting To: go 2 da moon
56. Watching: tv
57. Wearing: wat do u tink

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: dounbt it
59. Want to be Married?: depends
60. Careers in Mind: dunno yet!
61. Where do you want to live: thailand
62. Car: ne ting really

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: dark
64. Hair length: long
65. Eye color: light colourd
66. Measurments:meh
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: lips
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: Tall
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: not 2 skinny nd not 2 fat
74. Sensitive or Loud: Loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship:hook up
76. Sweet or Caring: who cares
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:Trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger:Ya
79. Had Alcohol: no me, never
80. Smoked:its not nice at al!
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: Ya
85. Broken Someones Heart: of course
86. Broke Up With Someone: Ya
87. Cried When Someone Died: not yet ne way
88. Lied At School: ya!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: no
90. Miracles: no
91. Love At First sight: no
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: ya
94. Soul Mates: no
95. Heaven: no
96. Hell: no
97. Angels: no
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes
99. Horoscopes: no

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? of course