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Shawty Redd

WH0SZ G0N B3 MY OTH3R H4LF? F4R3W3LL 07 x

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Me, Myself, and I
Lenez Carlos
.22;4;1986
.dha metside 8o3 brooklyn
.puerto rican by blood ;; blonde by choice
.5'4
.4 piercinqz ;; 3 tatz
.part-time model

i been a member since 05,buh i juz started comin on this shizz recently

im dha shit ; dhat bitch. fuck yu ; ya hoe ; ya ex ; && ya next

$$i qet [M0NEY] ;; plus i qot [M0NEY.]$$

WhY? i qot my own crib;i pay my own billsz; &nd i hold it down fo my man
plus im too bossy to be broke like the next hoe
wont catch me at no 9-5, im on my m/fuckin qrind, heavy
steady paperchasin, ain`t nothin in life free
21 years of experience under my belt

"&& if i fall like NiAGRA ; best believe im qettin riqht back up like ViAGRA."

this qoes out to that hoe WINTER JONES.you mad cuz i look qood flauntin wut i qot...qot it twisted wid me bein easy, nah shawty, i qot this pimp qame down to a science, you aint qotta GIVE up shit, to GET shit, belee dat...


I <3 MY BOO BRANDON HARRIS THATS RIGHT WE ENGAGED SO ALL YU OTHER JOES CAN HOP
BRAND0N HARRiS
yeh its finally official. im happier then ever. words cant explain how yu make me feel baby. there are so many love sonqs that express my love for you. our sonqs - - can't help but wait - - explained the month we waited until we made it official. i qot to kno dha real yu & everythinq about yu. althouqh i had my few stupid ones ; takinq time & beinq patient pays off at the end. - - qirlfriend - - was our "hear the sonq & smile" sonq ; everytime i heard it i thouqht bout my twinkie. & when i heard dhat rinqtone ; G0D knows my ass ran to dhat phone. im fly & i stay riqht by ya side. dhat sonq explains us PERFECTLY. - - suffocate - - is our current sonq ; & yur currrent rinqtone until i hear another love sonq to show i feel [lOl] . the sonq is self-explanatory. dha sonq juz puts a special feelinq in my heart. i try not to show it ; but yu are on my mind 24/7. yur wifey <3 Lenez Maritza Carlos [ Shortcake ] x
HATERSZ
yes i have a lot of [HATERS.] dha name [SHAWTY REDD] stays cominq out you [SKANKS'] mouth. i am [RiSiNG] to dha top && [N0 0NE] is qettin in my way. i qet [M0NEY] ; its plain && simple. ALL Y0U [BR0KE] hoes scream "i qet money or i qot money." [BiTCH] yu have no typ of [iNC0ME.] i am stereotyped to be [C0NCiETED] or [SELF-CENTERED.] ; yeh i may be. but you will [NEVER] see me sayinq or thinkinq that im [BETTER] than anybody. du yu [BLAME] me? i have a mean ass [SH0E GAME] ; not to mention im [ LATiNA ] buh basically all i want to say is [BEF0RE] yu [JUDGE] me or call me a [SLUT] or a [H0E] ; please qet on my [LEVEL] or above. but to sum this little [MESSAGE] up ; broke bitches ...[GET 0N YA SHiT] cuz im [KiLLiNG] yu hoes.
SHEiKA
i FUCKz wid yall;;*
Category: Life


iN LiFE ; A FEMAlE iZ AlWAyZ G0NNA NEED S0ME WUN ThERE f0R HUR T0 HElP HER WiTH HER PR0BlEMZ && GiVE HER ADViCE. i'VE HAD UPZ && d0WNS ;; && YES i HAVE FELL 0FF WiTH A FEW. BUT THE 0NEZ i HAVE N0W ;;; i L0VE dHEM H0ES T0 DEATh!!

THiS G0ES T0 SHEiKA. BiTCH YU kN0 i L0VE Y0 MUh FUCKiN ASS. YEh WE FELL 0FF F0R PR0BABLY 2 M0NThZ ; BUT YUR A TRUE FRiEND && YUR S0 CARiNG. iM S0 GlAD WE PUT ALL THA BULLSHiT BEHiND US && REALiZED WE STiLL HAD l0VE f0R EACH0THER. YU kN0 iM N0THiNG BUT A PH0NE CALL AWAy && iM AlWAyZ d0WN fA WHATEVER. iMA BE REAl && NEVER BE A FAKE FRiEND. i L0VE YU D0UNEy B00 && N0THiNG WiLL EVER CHANGE THAT.
OTHERSZ
my stanka butt kameshia ;; my teddy weddy ;; my wemmy [demaria] ;; my phi baby ;; ma 3rd street bitches! [sam chrissy keshawn lexa] ;; my bruh kelvin [qille boy] ;; ma lil sis TATTZ D0TTZ ;; ma competition [BRii] fresh azz bitch ;; my keyah - weyah ;; ma FAB bruh cutty [CY-CY] ;; ma bruh QUAVO ;; bianca ;; ma bitch CHEVY F. BAyBi ;; ma future baby daddy [CORY G.] ;; ma bruh tj [t-stakkz] ;; i love ma neeky weeky ;; TRiCEY BABy [miss yu mama] ;; ma cuzzo JUSTiNE ;; my [brazy] bOOkie wOOkie ;; KYLA ; KEiSHA ; SHAYLA ; TEE ;; ma future husband brandon ;; my niqqa evander ;; MY MAiN NiGGA JERRELL ;; ne-ne PooH ;; coach sincavaqe ;; india hill [we have our blonde moments lol] ;;

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  • SHAWTY REDD`S PLAYBOOK CHAPTER 5

    dumb ass hoes, WILL ALWAYS be dumb ass hoes...

    whats SAD is half the time, they dont even realize how stoooopid they are...

    so this, comin from a BAD bitch...is to all them SAD BITCHES out there..

    haha

    all my REAL NIGGAS GON FEEL ME ON DIS ONE..

    WUD WE SAY WHEN WE SEE A SAD BITCH??

    in words of my muh fuckin nigga keesh

    HOE SIT DOWN



    ex.

    1) my favorite... FIGHTIN OVER A NIGGA THAT AINT YA MAN..

    wud we say?

    HOE SIT DOWN



    2) he says he dont wanna talk to ya no more...so you show up outside his crib cryin...and he STILL aint tryna get widdit

    lmao

    HOE SIT DOWN



    3) no job havin ass bitches

    HOE SIT DOWN



    4) still rockin da same gear u was flossin lass year

    step it up

    and HOE SIT DOWN



    5) admitting your jealous of his PAST...

    lmao

    HOE SIT DOWN



    6) fuckin a nigga, and he hittin it, but you STILL AINT GOT NOO TITLE

    haaaha

    HOE SIT THE FUCK DOWN



    7) hatin on a bad bitch (let me get in depth on this one, most of these sad bitches, cant AFFORD to keep the nails or hair DONE, broke ass hoes..so of course they gon HATE, lmao...even more so, when bad bitches look good NO MATTER what they rockin, whether it be short OR long hair (lmao), rockin sweats or when dey g'd the fuck up, sad bitches hate...we put no effort into this shit, and they spend hours TRYIN to compare...)

    HOE SIT DOWN



    8) mad cuz YO nigga callin ME??

    HOE SIT DOWN



    9) wannabe D GIRLS....knowin gohdamn well the ONLY white you ever seen in your LIFE was the shit fallin from the damn sky in the wintertime, and the only real WORK you pushin is dimes and dubs (we smoke our dimes and dubs my nig, step it up!)

    HOE SIT DOWN



    10) these WANNA BE ASS THUGS, i hate hoes that talk all hard on myspace, knowin gohdamn well they aint bout EVERYTHING they sayin, yea, you mighta fought ONCE OR TWICE, but that dont make you trill hoe, runnin around like you ali, but aint faught no body to really BRAG on..

    HOE SIT DOWN



    11) thinkin gettin pregnant is gon keep yall together..BUT HE STILL FUCKIN LIKE 3 OTHER BROADS..got another baby mama, and you SEE he aint doin shit fa her, but you STILL wanna have da baby

    HOE SIT DOWN



    12) SCARY ASS HOES...i got u ta come from around the counter at taco bell, so when you when my ass was ready ta fight when i took off da hat, put down ma cell and ma purse n took out da earrings, wud did u do?? went BACK aroudn the counter

    HOE SIT THE FUCK DOWN



    13) you fuckin wid dis nigga...that nigga...her nigga...and his nigga

    haha HOE SIT DOWN



    14) failing to realize you will NEVER come close, no matter how hard you try...

    HOE SIT DOWN



    15) thinking that smoking once or twice every 2 muh fuckin weeks makes you a SMOKER??

    HOE SIT DOWN



    16) lyin on the dick...lmao

    HOE SIT DOWN



    17) PRETENDING to be drunk

    HOE SIT DOWN



    18) spending all yo money on THAT NIGGA..and he spendin it on ANOTHER BITCH

    lmao HOE SIT DOWN



    19) callin some nigga you like JOB 24/7, askin where he at, wud he doin, callin people that work up there, stalkin ass, lmao



    HOE SIT DOWN



    20) assuming EVERY girl is tryin to get with your man, so you constantly beefin??

    HOE SIT DOWN



    21) false claimin

    haha you aint affiliated bitch

    HOE SIT DOWN



    22) thinkin that PIMPIN means you gotta FUCk each nigga you talkin to...lmao nah shawty

    HOE SIT DOWN



    23) PRETENDIN YOU PIMPIN...wannabe *coach* ass hoes, you know ghoddamn you STILL chasin after that ONE nigga that aint tryna fuck widdit, and yew STILL aint pullin no body else, haha you slippin on ya pimpin so

    HOE SIT THE FUCK DOWN


    24) you callin all of HIS damn friends to find out where the fuck he at..if he aint CALL YOU...or aint answerin when you callin him...BITCH thats a sign..so

    HOE SIT THE FUCK DOWN



    25) you try and make friends with ALL HIS FRIENDS...JUST so yall have a better chanc

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  • SHAWTY REDD`S PLAYBOOK CHAPTER 4

    like ma nigga lil weezy said

    *hoes....lets juss talk about hoes...can we talk about hooooooes??? HOOOOOES....*

    lmao

    LET ME SAY A LIL SUMTHIN CONCERNIN SUMMA YALL FEMALES UP ON THIS BEBO SHIT...

    NOT everyone is HATIN ON YOU...esPECIALLY if you AINT the CUTEST damn thang around.... i am SO tired of goin to all these buttahead, ol make u wanna put on da stale face in the face ass niggas pages, and they talkin bout SOMEBODY HATIN ON EM!! haha dont flatter yerself, what EVER it may be that you feel niggas is "hatin on", nine times outta muthafuckin TEN they JUST SPEAKIN DA TRUTH!! lmao if you UGLY nigga you UGLY, aint no if and or buts about da shit, and someone tellin yo azz that, DOES NOT MEAN THEY HATIN ON YOU, that juzz mean a nigga keepin it 100 feel me??? lmao

    aNOTHER thang... WHY ALL DA BIG ASS PICS??? ESPECIALLY IF YOU ALREADY ON DA "eh" side, a BIG ASS PIC OF YO FUCKIN MUG ON YO PAGE DEFINATELY IS NOT DOIN YOU NO DAMN JUSTICE...lol...that juss makes it easier to point out ya flaws...and NO BODY wanna see all dat shit... there should be a new myspace rule

    the not so cuties need to keep they dayum pictures at a 200x200 maximum!!! lol



    on a new tip..

    my new quote..

    YOU CAN ONLY TRUST A NIGGA AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE HIM

    read it and learn dat shit!!! summa yall females that are so quick to beleive and go by EVERYTHIGN a nigga tells you...like WHO he still talk to, lmao, and who he kickin it wit... but if its been some shit in that situation before....then MORE THEN LIKELY its STILL a situatuion HE JUSS TELLIN YO ASS THAT SHIT so YOU wont call hiss azz cryin n shit... some niggas have hearts, TOO bad they way of expressin it is lyin bout whatever ...even if it IS to spare yo feelings...cuz obviously thats JUST as bad... so ladies, dont fall for that shit!! say fuck yew, and keep the drama at a minimum...

    that kinda brings me to my next topic (random ass chapter, i know, i know) YALL BROADS NEEDA STOP TRYNA BEEF WIT BITCHES OVER A NIGGA THAT IS NOT YA DAMN BOYFRIEND... i dont care if yall talkin, fuckin, you like him a LOT and you aint talkin to no body else so you expect him to do the same, NIGGAS GON BE NIGGAS, and IF HE AINT YO DAMN MAN, guess the fuck what, he is NOT gonna act like it, he gon do what the fuck he WANT to do, cuz he aint no ties to NOO damn body....so KNOWIN THIS SHIT and yo azz STILL wanna fight over his ass, you just end up lookin dumb as shit!!! fightin over a nigga that aint even tryna make you his girl!! ghoddamn...

    fightin...quick thought...yall "CRUNK" ass hoes, thats "BOUT IT", whyyyy dont bitches fight one on one no more???? "me and my girls gon whoop yo ass..." NO bitch if YOU got a muthafuckin problem with ME, then try and come solve it, stop actin all fuckin scary, ol' shit talkin perpetratin fraud ass tryna be sumthin ya not in the face ass hoes. imma solve dis shit belee dat my nigga

    ...

    wanna know one thing i HATE...

    hypocrite ass niggas...NIGGAS that wanna do whatEVER...fuckin/talkin, doin what/WHO ever...but when they think YOU might be doin sumthin, oooohhh mmmyyyy goooood its the end of the fuckin world...yea got yall lil situation and whatnot but if one doin sumthin, that COMPLETELY entitles the other person to do the same. Now im not sayin that's RIGHT, but shit happens feel me?! so if you DONT like that shit, you need to take it back to kindergarden on that bitch

    the golden rule my niggas..

    TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WANNA BE TREATED

    lmao

    if you dont want it done to you...DONT DO IT TO NO DAMN BODY THEN

    AND STOP CATCHIN FEELINGS!! GHODDAMN



    niggas and hoes be slippiiiiin

    step ya game up!!!!!



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  • SHAWTY REDD`S PLAYBOOK CHAPTER 3

    okay...

    now, im seein a lotta screennames with girls callin themselves
    DIMES

    let me remind you

    RULE 1. you are NOT allowed to give yourself that nickname
    RULE 2. being called that by two or even THREE people, since you hit puberty doesnt entitle you to the right to calling yourself that either
    RULE 3. just because you and your girls think yall are fine, does definately NOT make you a dyme, although it is true that GROUPS of ugly girls compliment each other and look better together than when everyone is by them damn self...remember, two nickels make a dime, and so do ten pennies

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