Bank Hol Monday...dedicated to askin,pete,shelo,mac k + john 6 days ago

It was quite a cold bank hol Mon + 3 winos were sufferin from hypothermia + decided dey cud do wi a warmin so of dey went at 1pm. Jacks bar tydavnet wz d venue. Der wz ment 2 b a christenin dat day bt it wz cancelled due 2 d minor technacality dat d baby ran away on a go cart. '2 vodkas + a bulmers gud chap' she sed n so d day progressed like dat. A gud lukn chap wi d best set of delf i eva saw entered. 'O uz r nice girls, sing me a song!' he sed/ Wen e failed 2 get a response he tuk d role of d singer + sang us many tales of yrs gone by n bout sum chap from garryowen n connie frm carrickroe. 3.15. + 3 more winos arrived. At dis stage quite a crowd wz developing + we wondered wat else wz 2 cum. 'Southern comfort, bulmers n heineken + nothing else coz pauls a dud (only jokn) And so d craic wz had, philly continud 2 provide us wi entertainment. The bellys were rumblin, d cash wz running low but mac kenna tik care of us 'God rest her soul' + bought us sum elaborate cheese n sed Palm Olive cud play with Carl of d Bergs cuz his mate Smith of d Wicks wz a shadow of his former self. (U can get barm brack in a pint glass)+ so we discussed d events of d morning n d death of a neighbour 'God rest his soul' but as d man says 'He wz fukd' Another friend paid a visit, being honest he's a nice chap bt his downfall is he dosn like his vegebles...yep vegebles not vegetables. Likes cabbage and bains...not beans bt he wudn b fond of pays. Made r way 2 d bar ow were we discovered a pool table which now resembles a swimming pool tanx 2 michael..wat a chap! Came in contact wi brian of d mickeys...an unfortunate lukn creatur wi nt d healthiest of ears...blood drippin of d left un! Another interesting chap wz aidan hu i must say is fond of special fried rice. But d main prob wz dat mickey has 40 cows + their bags wer 2 ful so we al had 2 go home + milk dem!

Id like 2 take dis opportunity 2 tank al involved in makin dis story possible.....

UZ R GUD CRAIC!

in honour of cathy 1, cathy 2, jade and kevin and our collective poetic genius!!

the latest!!:
TREES
By Kevin Carberry.
There was a man from Tramore
Who went to climb a sycamore
The branch broke with a crash
He ended up with a gash,
Crying "I will climb no more".


BY JADE!!!...defo not in code like!!

A Poem For Cathy

We all love tea
You,Lisa and also me
But we got Tarah drinking more
Now it's up to four galore

Summertime will be so great
Especially with our Bragon date
Your red hair,my eyes and all things eccentric
We will bring a blanket and have a teddies picnic

Sisters...we do confuse
But surely one of us 'Prague' will choose...
Romeo and Juliet...
That 'one day in your house'...we'll never forget..

xx

BY CATHY 1

Mary Lou

Mary Lou she is so cool
she defo defo isnt a fool
i made my decision while in the pool
Mary Lou shud defo rule!

yup vote Mary Lou Mc Donald...she'd b d makin of dis country!

Joe!!!

JOE JOE he's so slow
we stole is poster and he didn even know!
neva saw him ever b4
hu gives a fuk he's a god damn bore!

BY CATHY 2

DAVVID

oh davvid!! u are my one and only!!!
u have a disertation to give in and ur feein lonely!!!
u are so twistyfries and i know what causes it
u are a bufter...get outta ur closet!!!

ODE TO BERTIE

bertie bertie he's our man
but he wears too much fake tan
tom should rule the world instead
coz he sells us cheese and bread!!!


its deep people...


room no 1!!!

room no 1 in da bridie buch gaf
its never had much reason to smile or laugh
first der was caza an her boyfriend too
(coz theyre joined together with romantic glue)
they stayed in there all the time i dont want to know why
all i'll say is a kept my headphones in at nyt!!
then they blew town coz we were just too cool for them
and poor room no 1 was all alone again!!...*tear*
then some girl came who's name i cant remember
it was jenny or somethin, she came in december
(not really it jus rhymes hehe)
she stayed for awhile but it wasnt meant to be
she frigged off back to sligo, it was so mean!
then room no.2 was empty as well
and they made friends for a brief but wonderful spell
but room no 2 just couldnt really commit
coz it still loved mackenna, and would ya blame it??
now theres some american doll come to stay for a a while
but poor room no 1 still wont laugh or smile
coz it wont get its hopes, its been hurt before
if only stirrats spare key cud open that door
we'd have shown it the love it should always have seen
and with da wet floor wipes we'd have kept it clean!!!

the end!!! xoxox


BY CATHY 1

in october 2006
dun an oir apartment received hsemates hu defo wernt pricks
cathy cathy michelle n rachelo
wer met by seiko hu cudn even say helo

parties wer had, friends wer made
we wer so lucky we even had a made
hu had a tendency to steal everyting
she wz a foreign woman hus name was ling

we met a man hu we named as jim
cathy luved him so much she wanted 2 lick his rim
he worked in a shop called on the run
wer mac kenna once bought me a bun

after christmas cathy decided to leave
but she did not hand ova her key 2 steve
instead she regulary pays a visit
and we really really do luv evry minute!

x