build a bonfire build a bonfire put scousers on the top put city in the middle and burn the fuckin lot

he winks on the left he winks on the right oh that boy ronaldo makes england look shit

mourinho are you listening you better keep on listening we'll be back in may to take it away walkin in a fergie wonderland

If you want to go to heaven when you die
you must keep the Red Flag flying high;
Get yourself a red bonnet;
and put 'Fuck the Scousers' on it;
If you want to go to heaven when you die

United Road, take me home
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United road

You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was fuckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!

Gary Neville is a Red
is a Red, is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
he hates scousers.

There's nothing you can do
when he goes passed you
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo...

I saw my mate the other day,
He said that he'd seen the white pele,
So I asked, "Who is he?"
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it Nemanja?
Is it Neman-ja?

He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes - he scores goals...

Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...

United! United! rah rah rah!
City! City! hah hah hah!
Leeds! Leeds! baa baa baa!
Norwich! Norwich! far far far!
Scousers! Scousers! rob your car!

United! Top of the league,
United! United! Top of the league.

If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
a ll hate scousers, clap your hands... [clap, clap, clap]

You're a scouser,
A lonely scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
When your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
But please don't take my scouser away.

He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore

Have you ever won the treble?
Have you fuck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Have you fuck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble? Have you fuck!

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The fuckin' big arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below

U-N-I, T-E-D
United are the team for me,
With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone,
Why don't city fuck off home.

Sheep! Sheep! Sheepshaggers!...

Baa!.. Baa!... Baa!

You're scum, and you know you are...

Scum! Scum! Scum! Scum!(this is about leeds united)

Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Half of fucking Europe!

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
"No", said Matt,
"You cockney twat,
But I've heard of the Stretford - Enders!"

She wore
She wore
She wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry
month of may.
And when.
I asked.
Her why she wore that ribbon.
She said it's for United and we're
going to Wembeley.
Wembeley Wembeley
We're the famous Man Utd and we're
going to Wembeley.

there's only 1 ronaldo (repeated as many times as u want!)

sara sara whatever will be will be were goin to wembeley sara sara

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?