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Neil Macdonald Aka Taj

cannae wack some wake in bake like haha

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Neil Macdonald Aka Taj
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  • Member since: April 2005
  • Last active: Mar 12
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I put the great into Britain
Me, Myself, and I
orite there,19,Alva,like having a right good crack

"fuckin' hell, Patsie fuckin' Kensit, I've got 'er fuckin' number an'she's fuckin' mad for it"-Liam Gallagher

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We are scaffolders, we are accountants, we are nurses, we work in Burger King, we build your houses, we teach your children, we serve you fries with that. We wait in the same spot to get the same train at the same time to sit in the same seat.

At the weekend the chains are off. We become who we are, who we want to be. Who we wish we were. We're are 48 hour party people. We separate ourselves from you. We drink, we smoke, we fight, we fuck, we get the bus home in the morning.
The Other Half Of Me
JT

JT

hes the man who put the bang in gangs

Music
oasis, stone roses, the charlatans, happy mondays, the coral, primal scream, northside, sex pistols, the clash, the jam, the specials, madness, all sorts ae old skool hardcore(rhythmic state, q tex e.t.c)and a lot ae gabba stuff like rotterdam terror corps, neophyte, korsakoff, paul elstak, tommykncker, evil activities, the playah, delta 9, nosferatu, noize supressor, an loads more, a also like most hardstyle stuff aswell.a like aw the old hacienda classics aswell, quite a bit hard trance an futuristic trance stuff an aw, drum n bass/JUNGLE, ragga, hixxy, slipm
 att, sy, basss Generator, also stuff like the business, cock sparrer, combat 84 e.t.c n some wu tang, biggie, 2pac, cypress hill.....
Films
Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, The Acid House, Fight club, The shining, IT, Shawshank redemption, scum, reservoir dogs, a clockwork orange, football factory, friday movies, made in britain, human traffic, this is england, quadrophenia, shaun of the dead, purely belter, boys in the hood, rise of the footsoldier, the firm(old one and the new one), the exorcist, Dead mans shoes(fucking top film by the way)goodbye charlie bright
Sports
football, boxing darts and downing pints if thats included
Scared Of
the dry season
Happiest When
wi ma mates, #
Like
getting wasted or chilling wi a fat joint

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    • was bored

      name] Neil Macdonald
      [sex] male
      [relationship status] Single
      [do you like it that way] kinda
      [sexual preference] female
      [shoe size] 12
      [parents still together] aye
      [siblings] 1 Sister
      [pets] goldfish

      --FAVORITES--

      [color] red or blue
      [number] no got one
      [time of year] summer or the festive season
      [type of weather] Hot
      [food/drink]steak and stella becks and irn bru

      --DO YOU--

      [twirl your hair] to short to twirl
      [have any tattoos] No yet av not
      [piercings] none
      [cheat on tests] a think everyone did at school
      [like scary movies] Aye
      [like cleaning] nut
      [own a mobile phone] aye
      [collect anything] nah


      --HAVE YOU EVER--


      [considered a life of crime] aye man top gangster in teh wee coonty
      [considered being a hooker] haha nut
      [been in love] nah
      [made out with just a friend] aye
      [hurt someone you love] not that i can think off
      [kicked someone in the nuts] aye

      --CURRENT--
      [clothing) vintage adidas tracky top and a pair of levis
      [hair] shaved number 1 back and sides short on top
      [song you are in love with]to much tae name
      [cd in your stereo] think its the corals greatest hits
      [thing you ought to be doing] filling out ma timesheet

      --ARE YOU--

      [honest] aye
      [sarcastic] not really
      [a daydreamer] a am that
      [up tight or laid back] laidback
      [messy or organized] bit of both
      [shy our outgoing] bit of both

      --RANDOM--
      [nervous habits] biting ma bottom lip
      [are you double jointed] no
      [can you roll your tongue] aye
      [do you make your bed daily] naw ma mum does:L
      [which shoe goes on first] dunno

      IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--

      [bought something] aye too much things
      [been sick] last friday a think
      [sang] cannae think
      [missed someone] aye
      [gotten drunk] aye
      [gotten a haircut] Aye
      [watched cartoons] dont think so
      [been kissed] aye
      [lied] a probably have but nothing serious
      [made a fool out of yourself] everybody has

      --LAST PERSON THAT--

      [saw you cry] cant remember the last time i did
      [made you cry] no greetin but my eyes definetly watered when i jammed my fingers in kris's door:L
      [you said "i love you" to] cannae mind
      [told you they loved you] cannae mind

      --WHAT IS--

      [the best feeling in the world] when theres nothing going wrong
      [the worst feeling in the world] when nouts going right
      [your greatest fear] loosing ma neeburs
      [the thing you want most in life] a dunno just to do good a suppose

      0 Comments 238 weeks

    • SOME SCOTTISH PUTDOWNS

      She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

      Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

      Had mair hauns up her than sooty!

      Shes got a face like a dug lickin p!sh aff a nettle.

      It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

      She's got a face that could make an onion cry.

      I wouldn't ride her into battle.

      everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege

      "I wouldny do her with a rusty pole"

      mair chins than a chinese phone book

      She smells like an alkies carpet

      she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

      It's like sh@ggin a pail of water.

      It's like sh@ggin the sleeve aff a wizards cloak!

      she's killed more c0cks than a fowl butcher

      f@nny like a ripped out fireplace

      face like a sand blasted tomato

      @rse likee a bag a washing

      She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant

      she's seen more helmets than Hitler

      face like a stuntman's knee

      She's got a f@nny like a badly packed kebab

      Like opening the window and shagging the night

      She's seen more cockends than weekends

      Its like throwing a sausage up the clyde tunnel

      A left her wi a face like a painter's radio

      Fanny like a clowns pocket

      Fanny like a Hippo's yawn

      She's that ugly no' even a sniper would take her out

      I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet

      More pricks than a second hand dartboard.

      face like a blind joiners thumb

      Shes done mair lengths than Duncan Goodhew

      She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

      Even the tide wouldnt take her out

      got more finger prints on her than scotland yard

      handled mair baws than dino zoff

      pish flaps like john waynes saddle bags

      She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

      A chunt like a burst couch

      A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters

      shes had more seamen than saltcoats

      does yer da have a beard or was that yer maw doing handstands at the windae again

      Shes seen mare stiffs than Quincy!

      Shes seen mare cokes than a bottle of bacardi!

      c0cked mair times than elmer fudds shotgun

      like kicking a ball in the nu camp

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      Sweatin Like
      Fred Wests babysitter

      Ian Huntley in a prison riot

      a brazilian on the London Underground

      a blind poof in a sausage factory

      a lesbian in a fish shop.

      a Danish Cartoonist in Mecca

      a male model in Budzbar Aberdeen

      a Jew stepping into a shower

      a pregnant nun

      a blind nun in a cucumber field

      a pig that knows it's dinner

      a priest in an orphanage

      Micheal Jackson in a nursery

      Gary Glitter's paperboy

      paedo pushing a pram

      a bus Driver's Arse

      a black man up on a rape charge in Alabama

      a Fatman's bawsack

      a blind hoore in a banana tree

      A blind lesbo in a fish shop

      para in a spelling test

      a Scouser watching Crimewatch

      a Michelle MacManus on a bouncy castle in a duffle coat

      an iraqi hostage

      dog in a Chinese kitchen

      A reggae band at a Klu Klux Klan meeting

      a Yardie at a BNP Rally

      a surfer in the Tsunami

      0 Comments 263 weeks

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