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Jason
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- from Ardrossan(Scotland)/Bournemouth(England)/Hamilton(NZ)
- I am Single
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- Member since: April 2005
- Last active: 1/5/13
- www.bebo.com/Jsngld
- Tagline
- Less Topgun - More Catch Me If You Can.
- Me, Myself, and I
- Okay since you're all bitchin' at me to get this updated here it is.
Consider it updated.
- Music
- I've just bumped Terry's entire music compilation so I'll get back to you after I listen to the 40 gigs of it.
- Scotland
- Scotland - Born in Glasgow, raised in the 3 towns (poor me) and spent most of my life here - In sunny Ardrossan.
These days, it's only a place I return to visit once in a while, and really don't spend much time here at all.
It is though, a place of many memories, and where all my old school friends live!
Many a saturday night stumbling home from the Salt Cot or the Tro. - England
- I moved to Bournemouth but I didn't get much time to live here before I was rushed away to NZ, but have a few good friends here and a few more memories, especially of great nights out with Tom or my sis!
Here is where I come when I'm back in the UK - and who knows, when I'm finished with CTC, here may be where I live again...either that or London! - New Zealand
- Ahhhhh Hamilton, Hamil-hole, H-town... Moved there for 7 months back in May, and spent the first 5 months HATING being there. Then for the next 2 months it really started to change for me - I've met so many awesome people, great friends and had some awesome times in this place! Not only that, but it is definately one of the most beautiful countries I've ever been in, except Scotland - but it has awesome weather in the summer!
So I'm back in England right now, and the strangest thing is happening to me - I'm actually missing NZ, which, a few months back, I would never have believed possible! So when I go back in Jan, I'll see how I feel about it then...I'd love to give Aus a try, living there could be great too! - CTC
- Little bit of an update on this one - I recentlyy passed my PT1 (PPL) and I'm about to sit my first 8 ATPL Groundschool subjects! That should be fun...
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- jsngld@hotmail.co.uk
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So true.
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ PRISON
you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK
you get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
you must carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
PRISON
you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
you get your own toilet
@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ RISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check bebo
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Nearly 200 days since I blogged anything...Might as well put SOMEthing on it.
1. Spell your name as it sounds:Goald
2. Are you available? Whos asking?
3. What's your favorite number? 5
4. Favorite color(s)? Blue...both dark and light
5. Least favorite? Beige...I mean really - listen to the word...BEIGE
6. What are you listening to? The penguins in my head? (Old - I know...I'm tired!)
7. Are you happy with your life right now? Sure, why not. Except the job.
8. Favorite subjects? Metro?
9. Favorite smell? Petrol...
10. How do you make money? I steal from banks...or work in them...whatever floats my boat.
11. Are you outgoing? Didn't used to be - oh how times chance.
12. Do you like Big Mac's? Gadz.
13. Do you own big sunglasses? AVIATORS
14. Where do you wish you were right now? My bed.
15. What should you be doing right now? Sleeping.
16. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Yup
THE DIDs:
1. Did you ever want to be a doctor? Lol blood and shit? fuck that.
2. Did you ever receive an engagement ring? Is that some slang for something else?
3. Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? Aye - could be cool...
THE DOs:
1. Do you like bananas? BANANAE TEE HEE....umm...aye
2. Do you know how to swim? Ofc
3. Do you like roller coasters? Like them...like I said earlier - I change...I THINK I do now.
4. Do you own a bike? Own it? It's more of a partnership...I used to be attached to it...I change
THE DOES:
1. Does your school have an elevator? If by "elevator" you mean "valium" and "extacy" then sure!
2. Does your car get good gas mileage? Is the pope a jew?
3. Does your family have family picnics? Lol I;d have to actually HAVE a family first...
4. Does your home have a bookcase? Yeah, in the dungeon somewhere.
THE HAVES:
1. Have you ever been to puerto rico? Not yet.
2. Have you ever gone fishing? Gadz.
3. Have you ever seen a celebrity? one or two...MOAN THE JACK AND VICTOR!
4. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? Not yet, but I will soon!
THE HOWS:
1. How much money do you have in your wallet? Fiver in notes and 20 in coins haha
2. How many cars have you owned? Just my one love - my 1.2i flame red clio.
3. How many jobs have you had? Loads...been working since I was 11.
THE LASTS:
1. Last person you hung out with? All my metro buddies haha
2. Last grade completed? I was a geek, hardcore - til the end of 6th year!
3. Last thing you bought? Petrol...20 quids worth - gutted.
THE WHATS:
1. What is the temperature outside? Official : Chankin
2. What time did you wake up? 8:51 (started work at 9..and made it!)
THE WHOS:
1. Who is your newest friend you added to bebo? The legend that is Fraser!
2. Who is the friend that's been your friend the longest on bebo? I don't know..Carrie or someone probably.
3. Who is you #1 friend on your friend list? Dunno, I just randomly dragged folk in.2 Comments 292 weeks
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hell ye
i am a creepy rapist
that is all
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Scott Brown11/21/10
I snagged $458 in two days doing almost nothing! I got it from - http://x.co/KTDt Dont say I never help anyone!
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Shed Nightclub12/11/09Hiya! 14 days til christmas
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Just to let you all know we have now uploaded our christmas flyer which includes all the information you need about the shed over the next 3 weeks! Dont forget the special events coming very soon like the Pimps and Ho Ho Ho's night on Sunday the 20th December and the End of year Prom on Sunday 27th December! We hope you all have an amazing christmas and cant wait to see you soon! love the shed xxxAppLink:10279325780
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Shed Nightclub12/5/0920 days til Christmas! Hi bebo friend, we would like to tell you about a few of our special christmas events! Pimps and Ho Ho Ho's Sunday 20th December Its just like a pimps and Ho's night but much more christmassy! 3 DJs playing all your favourite pimping RnB tunes. Free mix CD for the first 100 customers. Doors open at half ten. dress code - Santa's, Snowmen, Pimps, Ho's, mrs Claus etc. Prizes for the best Pimp and the best Ho. Drinks from 1.50 Sunday 27th December the end of year prom Dig out your hottest dress, your kilts, suits etc and relive your school Prom! Official prom photographer with pictures for all. Who will be crowned Prom King and Queen? A great fun night to share with friends between Christmas and Hogmanay. Doors open at half ten. drinks from 1.50 Hogmanay Always a sell-out at the Shed No tickets just first come first served on the night! See our page for more info. We
you and hope you have an amazing christmas. Let us know which events you will be coming to. Love the shed xxxAppLink:10279325780
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Garage Nightclub11/26/09St Andrews day is approaching, and what better way to celebrate than with a legendary Garage School disco Join in the fun with face painting, tuck shop, bouncy castle and crazy games Come as your school netball, hockey or football team be creative Sunday 29th November, doors 11pm, drinks from £1 Free entry for all college students! Fancy some midweek fun Garage is open 7 nights a week! Yuptae on Tuesday? Tuesday night can fill your midweek craving with a mix of music to tingle your sensations drinks from £1 doors from 11pm, plus FREE entry for all Caledonian Students! C u there Jason x
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Shed Nightclub11/12/09Dear Friend, Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco! Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands. There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50. As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early. Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish! will we see you there? xxx AppLink:10279325780
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Garage Nightclub10/25/09Yes Jason , It's that time of the year again when all you budding witches and ghostly goblins find your way out of the cupboards and onto the streets of Glasgow! Make sure you head straight to the Garage this halloween for 8 hours of non stop halloween fun! YES that's what I said, 8 HOURS!!! Doors from 8pm-4am! If that wasn't enough, to comemorate the legend that is MJ! Were having a pre-halloween warm up, with our Thriller night on Friday the 30th! Prizes from the best movers
and just incase you need more guts and gore, Sunday the 1st plays host to Day of the Dead Part llll, think zombies and lots of them
Free entry for all trade staff! What a weekend!!! Don't forget Free entry on Tuesday's for Caledonian students, Wednesday's for Glasgow University and West Of Scotland Students and Thursday's for all you Strathlcyde students with a valid matric card
Drinks from £1 every night of the week, What more do you need
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Garage Nightclub9/15/09Howdi Jason, fancy a bit of foamy fun Yeah you do!!!!! Join us on Tuesday 15th September for a splashing good time Bring along your rubber duck and join in the fun at our fresher's foam party
Doors from 11pm, FREE entry before 11:30pm. Drinks start from £1 and it's FREE entry all night for you Glasgow Caledonian Students with your valid matric card We sure know how to treat you lot !
Also don't forget to check our freshers blog for more great nights over the next 2 weeks
COME in your pants on Thursday for our fancy pants night and dress as pirate and jump on board the garage pirate ship for some good times on Saturday!!!!!
And all this is just a taste of whats to come over the next couple of months! Look out for more info on our Full Moon Party on October 4th! Think beach party meets UV night beach wear essential
Lots of love G x
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Shed Nightclub9/14/09Hey Jason Just a quick message to let you know that the famous Shed School Disco is Back this coming Bank Holiday Sunday 27th September! Its going to be Massive. Tuck Shop, hockey skirts, Rugby boys, Blazers, lollypops, Arches, Old School Tunes and 90's pop favourites! Drinks from 1.50 Doors 10.30pm Headmaster LiL rich and dinner ladies lisa m and lil gem all on the decks! will we see you there? if not you will be expelled! lol xxx
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O'Couture9/3/09Book a booth for the Scotland game this Sat/Wed info@ocglasgow.com
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Also www.ocglasgow.com for electronic guest list.AppLink:10193193349
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O'Couture9/2/09ocglasgow.com for electronic guest list every night. Also half price food this week when you say 'oc food rocks' get involved AppLink:10193193349
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O'Couture9/2/09ocglasgow.com for electronic guest list every night. Also half price food this week when you say 'oc food rocks' get involved AppLink:10193193349
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Shed Nightclub8/26/09Hey Shedders Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday ! Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid ! Plus 5 tons of real sand ... Will we see you there? xxxAppLink:10193193349
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Garage Nightclub7/23/09
Bank Holiday
Sunday - 30th August
Make sure your free because the Garage is hosting one of our famous
Rave Nights
Rave or die
With Free Glow sticks, cash prizes for the best raver, Drinks promos from £1
Plus Open till 4am
*Subject to license*
Its a Night not to be missed...
So start looking out your neon gear Jason
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Garage Nightclub7/13/09Skint after TITP Jason? But still want to keep the party going? Keep on your wristband and Us at the Garage will give you free entry all week... and if thats not enough we have drinks starting at £1 and our Summer Sizzlers 7 days a week-- Barcardi, Smirnoff, Bulleit, SoCo, Gordons and Morgans with a mixer!!! Premium Doubles for £3 See you there G xx
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Garage Nightclub7/7/09Still looking for tickets to TITP Jason then look no further... Just because we love you, we have decided to give some away (yip no charge
) For your chance to bag them get yourself along to the Garage this Wednesday and Thursday Night. Usual drinks prices from £1 Free entry to ALL before 11.30 Free entry with snapfax before 12 Also this weekend for those of you not going to TITP, Garage is putting up its own
bouncy castle
so we can have just as much fun as those at TITP G xx
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Club Campus6/30/09Hey Jason, Celebrate Michael Jackson's life with his music and videos playing all night! Plus ELEMENT Street Dance Crew performing a tribute to the King of Pop live on the Campus Stage. DRESS LIKE HIM DANCE LIKE HIM SING LIKE HIM PRIZES FOR THE BEST! DRINKS FROM £1 ALL NIGHT! All Door Proceeds Go To Charity Campus x
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This week: Jason gets moved to the front of the class for talking. Ha.
CarrieOk 2 Replies(that's Lawrence to the right btw. Well his hair at least.)
remember what an awfully terribly bad drawer you are? remember? oh well
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