FIVE LASTS :
. Last Beverage - ..diet coke
. Last Phone Call - Vix
. Last CD Played -CD? forever by Chris Brown
. Last Time You Cried - erm the other day!
. Last Text Message Sent To You Says dunno hun will let ya no asap xx - sez-

SIX HAVE YOU EVER :
. Dated Someone Twice - Yep
. Been Cheated On - Yee
. Kissed Someone & Regretted It? - NoO
. Lost Someone Special? -Yep
. Been Depressed - Ye
. Been Drunk And Threw Up? - yea only 1nce tho
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS :
. purple
. blue
. pink

THIS MONTH HAVE YOU :
. Made A New Friend - Yep
. Fallen Out Of Love - nope
. Laughed Until You Cried - Yeh ..
. Met Someone Who Changed Your Life - no
. Found Out Who Your True Friends Were - Ye Deffo
. Is There Something You Want To Tell Someone -Yea
. Have You Kissed Anyone On Your Top Friend's List - dnt tink so!


RANDOMS :
. Who You Trust The Most? -Friends..
. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday? - meal then Wrexham
. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night? - babysittin
. Name Something You CANNOT Wait For? - erm everyone to come home from uni!
. What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life? - i dunno
. What Are You Listening To Right Now? - katie perry
. Most Visited Webpage? - Bebo or face book
. How Many People On Your Friends List Do You Know In Real Life? - erm a fair few
. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have? -Duno Yet :S
. Change Your Name? no

REALS :
. What's Your Real Name - Alexandra Hopper
. Age 18
. Zodiac Sign - virgo
. Male Or Female - Female Duhh
. Hair Colour - blonde n brown
. Long Or Short? - In Between
. Height - shorty
Do You Have A Crush On SomeOne ?..Yep
. Piercings - Ears n belly button
. Tattoos - Nope
. Righty Or Lefty - Righty

FIRSTS :
. First Surgery - never had 1
. First Piercing - Ears
. First Best Friend? - Abigail
. First Award - Dancin
. First Sport You Joined - Dancin
. First Pet - cat- thomas
. First Vacation - greece
. First Crush - sum1

CURRENTLY :
. Eating - nothin
. Drinking - lemonade
. I'm About To - go out
. Waiting For - a text lol

YOUR FUTURE :
. Want Kids? - in future yea
. Want To Get Married? - Yeaa
. Careers In Mind? - dunno yet

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE PREFERRED SEX? :
. Romantic Or Spontaneous - Both
. Sensitive Or Loud - lil bit ov both
. Hook-up Or Relationship - dno
. Trouble Maker Or Hesitant - trouble maker!

HAVE YOU EVER :
. Kissed A Stranger - Yess
. Drank Hard Liquor - yea
. Been Arrested - No
. Turned Someone Down - Yep
. Cried When Someone Died - Yeahh !

DO YOU BELIEVE IN :
. Yourself -Sometimes..
. Miracles - Inope u have to make things happen
. Love At First Sight - Yesss (:
. Heaven - Yea
. Santa Claus - Corse i do
. Kiss On The First Date - Yeh
. Angels - Yeee
.Ghosts - Dno ..


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
. Is There One Person You Want To Be With Right Now? - yea
. Had More Than One BoyFrend At One Time ?- Noo Dahs mean
. Do You Believe In God? - dunno
.Have A Secret From Someone - Yeshh

Mora Bou Meeee (:

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?. erm i dunno a few ppl


2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
yea


3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
erm no i dnt tink so

Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault : Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution : Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; Beer unusually pale and clear.Fault : Glass is empty.Solution : Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom : Room is spinning.Fault : Somebody is spinning your barstool.Solution : Vomit on person doing the spinning. Symptom : Feet cold and wet.Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle.Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom : Feet warm and wet.Fault : Loss of self-control.Solution : Go and stand beside nearest dog. After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom : Lap cool and wet.Fault : Drooling on yourself.Solution : Change position so that you are drooling on someone else. Symptom : Bar blurred.Fault : You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.Solution : Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom : Bar moving.Fault : You are being carried out.Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked. Sympton : Bar looks like a circus.Fault : You're at a circus.Solution : Go to a bar. Symptom : The opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles and has a fluorescent strip across it. Fault : You have fallen over backwards. Solution : If glass is still full, and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to lift you up and lash you to the bar. Symptom : Everything has gone dim and you have a mouth full of teeth and dog-ends.Fault : You have fallen over forwards.Solution : Same as for falling over backwards. Symptom : You have woken up to find your bed cold, hard and wet. You cannot see your bedroom walls or ceiling.Fault : You have spent the night in the gutter.Solution : Check your watch to see if it is opening time - if not treat yourself to a lie in. Symptom : Everything has gone dim.Fault : The pub is closing.Solution : PANIC!!Symptom: Floor blurredFault: You are looking through bottom of empty glassAction: Get someone to buy you another beerSymptom: Room seems unusually darkFault: Bar has closedAction: Confirm home address with bartenderSymptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colourful texturesFault: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitationsAction: Cover mouthSymptom: Everyone looks up at you and smilesFault: You are dancing on the tableAction: Fall on someone cushy-lookingSymptom: Beer is crystal clearFault: It's water. Someone is trying to sober you upAction: Punch himSymptom: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clearFault: You have been in a fightAction: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was themSymptom: Don't recognise anyone, don't recognise the room you're inFault: You've wandered into the wrong partyAction: See if they have free beerSymptom: Your singing sounds distortedFault: The beer is too weakAction: Have more beer until your voice improvesSymptom: Don't remember the words to the songFault: Beer is just rightAction: Play air guitar 

Rules of Shotgun

Rules So far...

1. you must be able to see the car in question.


2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, untill you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your position, the seat is yours.


3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previosuly declared shotgun for that journey.


4. when simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called.


5. shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)


6. shotgun cannt be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey.


7. on the call shotgun if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if u plain don't like the person who called shotgun.
this is often used when there is a simultanious call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.


8. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the "bitch" seat)


9. Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat!


10. In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.


11. Once the journey is underway, the person occupying shotgun becomes controller of stereo/radio and it is their duty to sort out the tunes.


HOWEVER, if this person is being an arse,abusing their position and pissing everyone off with crap choice of music/constantly changing/or just generally not in control then the driver can stop the car, tell them to give up shotgun and then it is up for grabs for all other persons in the car.


12. Shoe Rule, anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey.


13. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsy's and and other girly calls!


14. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc etc etc)


15. If travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front.....no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other.


16. If someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if i was drving") if the passenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder.


17. if someone says "whats shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk.

18. If you come up to the car and you already have whos shotgun..the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before its actually unlocked..(this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. Therefore..shotgun suicide!

19. The successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off licence nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.

20. automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This is that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger in the car, they have the right to the seat of their choic