The very first ever Blond GUY joke..... And well worth the wait
?>>>An Irishman, a>Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the >20th floor of a building.
>>They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If >I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump >off this building.
">>The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get >burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
>>The blond opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna >sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.">>
The next day, the>Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to >his death.
>>>The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
>>The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as >well.
>>At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known >how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have >given it to him again!
">>The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or >enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.
">>>(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
>>>Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blond's wife said,>>>
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.">

underline Into the Ocean
Blue October

i'm just a normal boy
that sank when i fell overboard
my ship would leave the country
but i'd rather swim ashore

without a life that's sadly stuck again
wish i was much more masculine
maybe then i could learn to swim
like 'fourteen miles away'

you're floating up and down
i spin, colliding into sound
like whales beneath me diving down
i'm sinking to the bottom of my
everything that freaks me out
the lighthouse beam has just run out
i'm cold as cold as cold can be
be

i want to swim away but don't know how
sometimes it feels just like i'm falling in the ocean
let the waves up take me down
let the hurricane set in motion
let the rain of what i feel right now...come down
let the rain come down

where is the coastguard
i keep looking each direction
for a spotlight, give me something
i need something for protection
maybe flotsam junk will do just fine
the jets, i'm sunk, i'm left behind
i'm treading for my life believe me
(how can i keep up this breathing)

not knowing how to think
i scream aloud, begin to sink
my legs and arms are broken down
with envy for the solid ground
i'm reaching for the life within me
how can one man stop his ending
i thought of just your face
relaxed, and floated into space

i want to swim away but don't know how
sometimes it feels just like i'm falling in the ocean
let the waves up take me down
let the hurricane set in motion
let the rain of what i feel right now...come down
let the rain come down
let the rain come down

now waking to the sun
i calculate what i had done
like jumping from the bow (yeah)
just to prove i knew how (yeah)
it's midnight's late reminder of
the loss of her, the one i love
my will to quickly end it all
so thought no end my need to fall

into the ocean, end it all
into the ocean, end it all
into the ocean, end it all
into the ocean...end it all

(zayra)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)

i want to swim away but don't know how
sometimes it feels just like i'm falling in the ocean
let the waves up take me down
let the hurricane set in motion (yeah)
let the rain of what i feel right now...come down
let the rain come down
let the rain come down

into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
(in to space)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
(i thought of just your face)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)

Hey hows it goin'. My summer has been awesome between softball, swimming, boating, and detasseling it has been the best summer by far!~! I hope next summer is the same or even better.