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David Elvins
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Male, 28,
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- from RedDITCH the anus of the UK
- I am In a Relationship
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- Last active: 7/2/10
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- Me, Myself, and I
- I work in a bar in Redditch i've met some great best friends whilst working there over the years, the place itself has its ups n downs but all in all i love it. Cant stand fights and people who constantly talk about them and tend to avoid them type of people. I love my family and friends more than anything. Thats me in a nutshell lol the usual. Im not perfect and never try to be.
- Music
- Luv my metal n all sorts, not really into rnb n dance but i can put up with it
- Films and TV
- Lots , Mainly comedies n geeky stuff lol
- Sport
- Errr...no lol
- Fears
- Heights, Meeting a bunny boiler lol, Oh and Feet Yuck
- Likes
- Chilling, Meeting up with mates, Computers, lots
- Dislikes
- Noel Edmonds, Liars
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Which career should i go into?
- Burger flipping
- I should become a Man Whore
- Some sort of Management
- Drug Dealer
- I should just become a bum
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- Homer Simpson
- Peter Griffin from Family Guy
- Stan Smith from American Dad
- Cartman's Mom/Dad from South Park
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Love life....
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
1 Comment 362 weeks
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Do it and be gentle LOL
do it even if u dnt no me 41 days ago
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1 Comment 362 weeks
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Ever Wondered
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> >>Ever wondered where we are headed...
> >>
> >>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
> >>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> >>Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> >>Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
> >>Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
> >>Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
> >>
> >>Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
> >>Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
> >>Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
> >>Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
> >>Why Noah didn't swat those two
mosquitoes?
> >>Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
> >>
> >>Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for
the indestructible black box?
> >>Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
> >>Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
> >>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
> >>Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>AND...
> >>
> >>In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed
because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> >>
> >>On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping"
> >>On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
> >>On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular
soap". (And that would be how???)
> >>On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
> >>(But, it's just a suggestion).
> >>
> >>On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn
upside down".
> >>(Well..duh, a bit late, huh)!
> >>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating".
> >>(And you thought????...)
> >>On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron
clothes on body".
> >>(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
> >>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication".
> >>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if
> >>we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those
forklifts.)
> >>
> >>On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
> >>(And...I'm taking this because???)
> >>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only".
> >>(As opposed to...what?)
> >>On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
> >>(Now,somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> >>On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
> >>(Talk about a news flash!)
> >>
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts".
> >>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> >>I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one: On a
> >>child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".
> >>On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals".
> >>(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
1 Comment 364 weeks
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oooooh yeeeaaah
Hiya!! how are you?? You out thursday?? wb x x
jus lukin 4 a job online lol!ent dun much 2day either u goin the rok at 9?!?!?fink i am neway!hope ur ok wb soon yea samx
hey!how r u ? wb samx
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X"" Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!! and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!! All the best plz do! ____???_____???_____ __?_____?_?_____?___ __?______?______?___ ___?____ ii __ ?____ _____?_______?______ _______?___?________ _________?__________ ____???_____???_____ __?_____?_?_____?___ __?______?______?___ ___?___Luv__ ?____ _____?_______?______ _______?___?________ _________?__________ ____???_____???_____ __?_____?_?_____?___ __?______?______?___ ___?____Yhoo__ ?____ _____?_______?______ _______?___?________ _________?__________ FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send it back
hi m8 hows it goin
elo u. how u feeling now? ne better? wb natty x
oh rite.it was a good nite u should of come up.U should of ignored him if he made any comments but he wouldnt of coz he did want u 2 go
Wot happened 2 u? how come u never came up worcester
duno but its really pissin me off!!
yeah defo m8 just let me know if ur out
nah i went to v festival with lil vicand some mates on sat was quality but wet.will be out this weekend tho
hi im good ta.heard bout ur kareoke peformance lol