......

Are you picky about who you give your number to?
no

Do you have any Jordan's or Matt's in your cell phone?
nah

If you had the chance to move out of your current house right now, would you?
in a second

If your best friend was kicked out, would your parents let him/her live with you?
probably not. theyre mean like that

If you had no television and no computer over the summer, how would you occupy your time?
i think id die :|

Do you miss school?
i miss the people

What do you prefer: Pizza Hut or Domino’s?
Pizza Hit obvs!

In your opinion, what breed of dog is ugly?
all of them. ugh

When's the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
today

Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a thing with?
not at all

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
no

When you make a mistake do you cross it out or erase it?
erase it

Have you ever kissed someone who was over 21?
nope

If you married the last person you kissed, what would your last name be?
erm?

Would you be happy with that?
id be happy with them (:

Would you say you have an organized bedroom?
HA

Think of the last person who said "I love you", do you think they meant it?
it was adele so i hope so (:

Where do you work? If you don't work where would you like to?
anywhere. i dont care i just need money

Would you rather go to Greece or Hawaii?
Hawaii

What have you eaten today?
a slice of cheese on toast

What do all your saved texts say?
pfft cba

Do your parents trust you to stay the night at your boyfriend's house?
if i had one. probs

Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?
hello

Who has texted you today?
O2 lmao

Who have you talked to on the phone?
erm, adele. heather. and kirt last night

What was the reason you got in trouble last?
my attitude? :|

What does your 5th text message in the inbox of your phone say?
cba

Do you feel uncomfortable around the opposite sex? If so, why?
sometimes. depends who it is/

Last time you walked further than a block?
saturday

What could you not go without during the day?
coffee

What are you looking forward to?
the halloween party (:

What's the weirdest thing you've heated in a microwave?
err?

Has anyone disappointed you recently?
yesss

Suppose you see your girlfriend/boyfriend kissing another person what would you say?
id probably cry

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
i wish

Are you a morning person or a night?
night!

Are you a forgiving person?
depends what has happened

What's annoying you right now?
the parents

Do you fall for people easily?
yes

Are you missing someone right now?
LUCY!

If someone likes you would you want them to tell you?
yes

How's your heart lately?
sore

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
yes

How many hours did you sleep?
8

Could you go a day without eating?
obvs

When was the last time you talked to your number 2?
today.

so this is my urban dictionary definition!
laughing my actual arse off (:

1. Niamh

A name of Irish Gaelic origin. Meaning, 'bright'. Pronoued 'Neev'

Niamh is a nice name.

OR

2. Niamh

Niamh is a word for a prostitute who likes to have oral sex and give the odd blow job!Alcholic,smoker and very desperate.Bad fashion sense,and wears way too much make-up.

"Dude,i had the cheapest niamh this weekend!"


hahahahahahahahahaha

"niamh, we're getting off now"
"BUT ITS REAL!!!!"
"its not real its plastic"
"ITS REAL I SEEN IT MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(guy over shoulder laughs, whilst guy next to it shits himself)
"what is it?"
"ITS A WASP I SAW IT MOVE!!!!!!!!!"
"its dead"
"ITS NOT IT MIGHT STING ME!!!!!!!!!"
(all get off train and piss themselves walking down drake street)

-"almost as good as you not gettin on that train niamh"
"shut up right, he well scared me"