Driving Test

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

fav Canadian ------Jerod Crossman
Coolio ------------Anton Brook
Sister ------------
Brother -----------
Wife --------------
Husband -----------Rhys Chadwick
Fairy God Mother --
Fairy God Father --
Brainiac ----------
Stalker -----------
Evil Twin ---------
Slut --------------
Mortal Enemy ------Josh Burt
Best Boy Mate -----
Best Girl Mate ----
Girlfriend --------Dex andrews
Boyfriend ---------
fav random --------Sam Walters
My Fave Person ----
My Bitch ----------Matt Taylor
Body Guard --------
fav Emo -----------
fav fellow hippie -
fav fellow pirate -
fav fellow Bogan --Taurean Burns
fav Gangsta -------Awhina Moa
Partner In Crime --Brooke Falkner
fav stonner buddy -
gy wiv biggest cok-Lj Bythel
my pimp--Stubs!

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) done weed
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date
( ) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school/period of class
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
(x) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding
(x) met someone BECAUSE of myspace or bebo
(x) been mosh pitting
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
( ) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
( ) had detention
(x) very miner been in a car/motorcycle accident
( ) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) sang karaoke
(x) paid for meal with only coins
(x) gone through a drivethrouh backwards
(x) gone through a drivethrough without a car
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey (theres a reason baboons have big red ass)
(x) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
(x) swimin with dolphins
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believed in ghosts
( ) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
( ) been in jail
(x) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made a porn video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
( ) gone skinny dippin in a pool, River
(x) been kicked out of your house
(x) Rode a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
(x) Black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed
(x) Been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat