NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
LOCATION:
ARE WE CLOSE:
WOULD U KISS ME:
WOULD U SHAG ME:
HAVE U GOT A GF/BF:
WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER(AGAIN/1ST TIME):
HAVE YOU EVER FANCIED ME:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING:
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME A BIG LIE:
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS GF/BF MATERIAL:
WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
WOULD YOU EVER MARRY ME:
WOULD YOU EVER HATE ME:
WOULD YOU EVER LOVE ME:
WHATS YOUR GOODBYE MESSAGE(and make it meaningfull):

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Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!

Duracel - last longer much longer

I'm Forever Blowin' Bubbles,
Pretty Bubbles in the Air,
They Fly so High,
They Reach the Sky,
And like my Dreams they Fade and Die,
Fortunes always Hidding,
Ive looked Everywhere,
I'm Forever Blowin Bubbles,
Pretty Bubbles in the Air
United United!!

East East East London
East East East London
Oh East London is wonderful.
It's full of tits fanny and West Ham.
Oh East London is so wonderful.
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
It's full of shit shit and more shit
Oh Manchester is full of shit.

oh north london(oh north london)is full ov shit(is full ov shit),oh north london is full ov shit,its full ov shit,shit and more shit oh norh london is full ov shit

Ive been running round Tottenham with my willy hangin out
Ive been running round Tottenham with my willy hangin out
Ive been running round Tottenham
Running round Tottenham
Running round Tottenham with my willy hangin out
Singin ive got foreskin how bout u (fuckin jew)
Singin ive got foreskin how bout u (fuckin jew)
Singin ive got foreskin
Ive got foreskin
Ive got foreskin how bout u (fuckin jew)
(Anuva1 4 Spurs Fanz)

Up ur arse
Up ur arse
Stick ur blue flag up ur arse
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park
Stick ur blue flag up ur arse
(For Chelsea Fanz)

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums

Chim Chimney Chim Chimney Chim Chim Cheroo,
We are those bastards in claret and blue.

Let's Go Fucking Mental,
Let's Go Fucking Mental,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na..

We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On..to victory

EVERY WHERE WE GO O
EVERY WHERE WE GO O
PEOPLE WANA KNOW O
PEOPLE WANA KNOW O
WHO THE HELL WE ARE R
WHO THE HELL WE ARE R
WE'RE WEST HAM UTD
WEST HAM UTD
YOUR ALL INVITED
ALL INVITED
TO UPTON PARK TO UPTON PARK
TO HAVE A ROW TO HAVE A ROW
WITH MILLWALL WITH MILLWALL
WE HATE MILLWALL N WE HATE MILLWALL
WE HATE MILLWALL N WE HATE MILLWALL
WE ARE THE MILLWALL HATERS
WE HATE MILLWALL

YOUR MOTHER IS YOUR SISTER
YOUR FATHER IS YOU BROTHER
YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER
YOUR THE MILLWALL FAMILY

JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
O WHAT FUN IT IS TO SEE
WEST HAM WIN AWAY
HEY

Tweedle-Dee, oh Tweedle-Dum,
We are the West Ham and we never run,
We took the Wolves, the Stretford End and Shed.
We'll fight the Man United untill they're fucking dead.
Tweedle-Dee, oh Tweedle-Dum,
We are the West Ham and we never run.

were da last ting to win in highbury,were da last ting to win in highbury were da last ting to win last ting to win last ting to win in highbury................were da first ting to win in emerites,were da first ting to win in emerits were da first ting to win first ting to win first ting to win in emerites united united