1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
8. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
16. No we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
17. Yes, peeing standing up is harder. We are bound to miss sometimes.
18. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress.
19. Yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
22. Foreign films are for foreigners.
23. Check your oil.
24. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
25. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
26. No, it does not matter which quiz.
27. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
28. If you won't dress up like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
29. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other.
30. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway. It is genetic.
31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
34. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, neither do we.
35. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. More women should were Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
37. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
38. ALL men see only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
39. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
40. If it itches, it will be scratched.
41. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
42. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
43. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
44. If we ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
45. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her together.
46. What the hell is a doily?

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Rules
-Don't Change Your Top 16
-Fill The Peoples In Below
-Answer Th Questions Truthfully

1. nicolle
2. liam g
3. becky
4. lisa
5. steven
6. liam
7. william
8. soffee
9. leona
10. zach
11. doug
12. marc
13. simmy
14. stacy
15. lee
16. craig

Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?:
A. ohhhhhh yes!! lol

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
A. diny ken!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A: thermometer

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: next time a go thro ti see her ?

Q: Is number 7 pretty?
A: very

Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
A. slut

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
A. duno :S

Q: How did you meet 3?
A. msn lol

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A: if he was drunk enuf lol

Q: Is 11 your friend?
A: that would be why hes in here

Q. How long have you known number 13?
A: couple of years

Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
A. no lol

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: oh aye definatly

Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
A: walked her home

Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
A. bottle o vod

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A. not really lol

Q. If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would they be?
A. pink :S

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: yup

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
A: ye lol

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
A: the morn

Q: Are you real close to 11?
A: no anymare

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: just a couple of times on the cheek

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
A: cany mind

Q. Whats number 2's house like?
A. only seen half of it

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12?
A: dont hink so

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?
A: no not my type

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A: a load of pish and mostly takin the piss outa her lol

Q: Do you ever talk to 6?
A: ye

Q: What do u think of number 16?
A: duno

Q: How much does 4 mean to you?
A: supose a shud say alot or she wont be happy

Q: What do want to do with 8?
A: eat her tea her mum made

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