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Jordan XD

is being a retard... yano, like usual

12/2/08 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 20, Luv 152
  • from Southampton
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: July 2006
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So, You Wanna Go One on One With The Great One?
Me, Myself, and I
I am the great one, I am a retard... I'm... Me :D

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Name - Jordan Ip

Age - 18

Currently Lives in - Southampton

Educated at - Tauntons College

Works as - Crew Trainer at Millbrook McDonalds

Status - Single

I am a random person, and I am proud of it... The way I look at it, never let go of the kid inside of you... You'll regret it... Immature and proud :D

Don't Be afraid to ask for my MSN Addy
Music
Blink 182, Angels and Airwaves and Simple Plan are my favourite... Good Charlotte, The All American Rejects, Scooter, Ultrabeat, Darren Styles, Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus... Basically, a lot of things, practically anything except a lot of hip hop, or classical shit
Films
Disney films :D ... Like Johnny Kapahala, The Game Plan, Camp Rock, High School Musical series :D ... But I love Rocky films, Austin Powers films, Rush Hour series, Saw series, See No Evil... Basically, Horror or Comedy
Sports
Don't Do much these days... I Like Rounders, I'd watch the football that matters, but I'd occasionally play Cricket with my mates, or football, Tae Kwon Do, and I do Dance in Performing Arts
Happiest When
With my Friends :D
TV
Scrubs! You Have to love it, random Comedy at it's best!! :D ... I also like Friends, Simpsons, And Disney shows :D
Friends
Shall I begin a list, or say that I love you all as much as each other, cos that's all you're gonna get..

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  • Random Stolen Survey :D


    A Cuddler? Hmm, Can Be
    A Morning Person? Sometimes :D
    Are You A Perfectionist? Nah, I'm no woman :L
    An Only Child? I am indeed
    Catholic? Nope
    In your pajamas? I wear Pyjama's now? :O
    Currently Suffering From A Broken Heart? Gettin over it...
    Okay At Styling Other People's Hair? Never tried :L
    Addicted to Bebo? Yup
    Shy Around The Opposite Gender? Sometimes... Shocking right?


    Have You Ever...
    Changes a nappy? Yes :S
    Changed A Lot Over The Past Year? I'd say no
    Had Surgery? Nah
    Thrown Up On A Roller Coaster? No :D
    Broken A Bone? Nope, I'm clumsy, but survive :S
    Laughed So Much You Can't Breath? Yes :D
    Cried Over A Boy? I'd be worried if I did that
    Tripped Over In Public? All the time!


    Last Person Who...

    You Slept In A Bed With? No one since I was about 4 :L
    Saw You Cry? No one ever sees me cry
    Went To The Movies With You? Sam and Mia me thinks
    You Went To The Mall With? Jack
    You Went To Dinner With? No one :L
    You Talked To On The Phone? Jenna
    Said 'I love you' to? I actually dont remember
    Made You Laugh? Jenna I think :L
    You kissed? Jenna again :S


    Would You Rather...

    Pierce Your Nose Or Tounge? Neither :|
    Be Serious Or Be Funny? Be funny :D
    Drink Whole Or Skimmed Milk? Semi Skimmed... I wanna be skinny :D
    Die In A Fire Or Drown? Fire, gonna die, die painfully I guess :S
    Spend Time With Your Parents Or Enemies? Enemies to kill em :D


    Do You Prefer...

    Grey or Black? Black
    Colour Or Black And White Photos? Colour... Brings out my eyes :L
    Lust Or Love? love baby :D
    Sunrise Or Sunset? Sunset I guess
    M&Ms Or Skittles? Neither :(
    Staying Up Late Or Waking Up Early? Staying up late and being up early... All Nighter :D


    Answer Truthfully...

    Do You Like Anyone? Yes :(


    About You...

    What Time Is It? 21:24
    Name? Jordan Lee Ip
    Nickname? Jip mostly or ippy
    Where Were You Born? Princess Anne
    What Month Is Your Birthday? August :D
    Where Do You Want To Live? LA in America
    How Many Kids Do You Want? 2 or 3... 2 - 1 girl 1 boy... 3 - 2 girls and 1 boy
    You Want To Get Married? Yup... To the love of my life :D


    Unique...

    Nervous Habits: Itching :L
    Are You Double Jointed? I am indeed
    Can You Roll Your Tongue? Yup :P
    Can You Raise One Eyebrow? Yeah... Took me a while to learn that :L
    Can You Cross Your Eyes? I can do that too :P
    Do You Make Your Bed Daily? Yeah... The rest of my room aint neat though :L
    Which Shoe Goes On First? Right shoe... cos I'm a righty :)
    Ever Thrown One At Someone? Had one thrown at me...
    How Much Money Do You Carry With You? About £20 usually
    What Jewellery Do You Wear? A watch if I have one
    Do You Twirl The Spaghetti? Yup :L
    Favourite Ice Cream? Vanilla... No I'm not boring! :(
    How Many Kinds Of Cereal Are In Your Cabinet? 1 atm... We ran out :(


    In the Last Month, Have You...

    Had A G/f/bf? I have
    Bought Something You Didn't Need? I always do that :L
    Sang In Front Of People?. I did today :L
    Been Kissed: Yup... I loved it :)
    Been Hugged: I was hugged yesterday :)
    Felt Stupid: A few times
    Missed Someone: Yes dearly :(
    Got Drunk: Me?? Drunk?? Never! :O
    Got High: No way duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
    Danced Crazy: Yeah, I always do that :L
    Gotten Your Hair Cut? No actually :L
    Cried: Almost... I admit it
    Lied: Yes :L

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    I'm bored here people, Soooooo, I'm gonna put here, the lyrics to one of my favourite songs... Don't ask why, I'm Bored and I've seen it in other blogs :D

    Simple Plan - What If

    What If I Lead The Way
    What If I Make Mistakes (Will You Be There)
    What If I Change The World
    What If I Take The Blame (Will You Be There)

    I Remember Going Back
    To The Place We Used To Lay
    But I Keep Losing Track
    Now The Days They All Turn Black
    And Our Dreams All Start To Fade
    But There's No Turning Back
    Cos The World Keeps Turning (So Why Do You Tell Me You Care If You're Not Gonna Stay?)
    And My Heart's Still Burning (So Why Do You Tell Me You Care?)

    What If I Change The World
    If I Lead The Way
    What If I Be The One
    Who Takes The Blame
    What If I Can't Go On Without You
    What If I Graduate
    What If I Don't
    What If I Don't

    Now I'm Slowly Giving Up
    As The World Keeps Losing Faith
    And You Still Turn Your Back
    And Now The Path I Follow Takes A Toll On Me, On You
    But There's No Turning Back
    Cos The World Keeps Turning (So Why Do You Tell Me You Care If You're Not Gonna Stay?)
    And My Heart's Still Burning (So Why Do You Tell Me You Care?)

    What If I Change The World
    If I Lead The Way
    What If I Be The One
    Who Takes The Blame
    What If I Can't Go On Without You
    What If I Graduate
    What If I Don't
    What If I Don't

    What If I Don't
    What If I Don't

    (What If I Don't)
    (What If I Don't)

    I'll Be Waiting Here
    I'll Be Waiting Here
    I'll Be Waiting Here... For You To Call Me
    I'll Be Waiting Here
    I'll Be Waiting Here
    I'll Be Waiting Here... For You To Call Me
    I'll Be Waiting Here (Waiting)
    I'll Be Waiting Here (Waiting)
    I'll Be Waiting Here (Waiting)... For You To Call Me

    Whoa!

    What If I Lead The Way
    What If I Graduate
    What If I Change The World
    Would You Still Remember Me?
    What If I Lead The Way
    What If I Graduate
    What If I Change The World
    And I Found The Words To Tell You What You Mean To Me

    I'll Be Waiting Here
    I'll Be Waiting Here
    (What if I Graduate) I'll Be Waiting Here... For You To Call Me
    I'll Be Waiting Here (Waiting)
    I'll Be Waiting Here (Waiting)
    (What If I Graduate) I'll Be Waiting Here...

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